Before I get started, I would like to inform you that I was supposed to pick my daughter up from school eight hours ago. With that said.
1. I forget. I tend not to touch the girls out here. Most of them are white and I can smell the latte and trust fund and angry Lacrosse playing older brother on them.
2. Yes. #strangerdanger.
3. cmndxctrl and andrewxsierra
4. I would like to think so. I don’t judge people for their choices unless they are terrible choices.
5. No. Because I don’t drink.
6. The Human ones.
7. Absolutely not.
8. I don’t know. I guess you and anyone who will come over with either burritos or pizza or a burrito pizza.
10. I am pretty sure it was the guitarist in Roomers right before he got hammered.
11. I don’t remember.
12. In no order or relevance: It’s Obvious - Xavier Wulf. Feast of the Damned - Black Breath. Just Ballin - Do or Die. Eternal Sleep - triumphovershipwreck. Strangling you with the cord - Lapalux
13. UNLESS YOU SUBMIT THE PROPER PAPERWORK TO ME A WEEK IN ADVANCE… DO N O T TOUCH MY FUCKING HAIR.
14. Sideways luck and thats about it.
15. I got a job and had my bike stolen.
16. I don’t know. Maybe.
17. The universe is too wonky to NOT have life on other planets.
18. No and I’ll have you know I don’t talk to my last crush either.
20. What are those? The apartment next door has been vacant for two months.
21. I like to put Label 228s on dumpsters.
22. Somewhere warm.
23. Nah, if there is an issue, I won’t trust you.
24. Brushing my teeth.
25. My tummychub. But then, I get to wear Large shirts and I don’t work out so I guess I don’t care abotu my tummy chub.
26. Get up.
27. The fuck kinda insecure ass question is this?
28. My friends.
29. I have never been a boyfriend.
30. How does one do that? How many more questions are left?
31. I have an afro. “I sound white on the phones, I told the bitch I’m Newt Gingrich.”
32. I’d love to watch Wesley Pipes dirty talk Robin Meade.
33. Let me level with you. No.
34. I just went up in weight class. I am now the Lightweight D-Beat champion of the world.
35. Without Tv.
37. “I sound white on the phones, I told the bitch I’m Newt Gingrich”
38. Tall. Cute. Short. Smart. Hair. Tattooes. Eyepatch. Heir to an Ice Cream company.
40. I graduated in 2006. Everything after June 2006 has been what I wanted to do after high school. Forealla, how many more questions are there? Am I getting paid for this?
41. Within reason.
42. I am either asleep, concentrating on something or about to dropkick a sucka mothafucka.
43. Yes, and it scares them because I am eight feet tall and black.
44. I trip that I live in a country were police suffer from Ocular Negrophobia.
45. I need to.
46. Being shot but either a vigilante or a cop while I am either going to or coming home from work.
48. See 47.
49. Yeah. I buried a cymbal.
50. Grey and Maroon with an Orange Safety vest over it. Hunter logic.
51. Nahxbruh. But in all seriousness. Why so many questions.
52. I wish I didn’t have to answer these questions.
53. I don’t wear makeup. I recently ignored MAC cosmetics because annoying ad campaign.
56. Navy Blue
57. Vegetarian food is my favorite food. I put hot sauce in my drinks when I go to bars. Fuck everybody.
58. Raw popcorn.
59. Cold softened Ramen.
60. How exactly do you think I became the Lightweight D-Beat champion of the world?
61. Nope. I was a relatively good kid during my school days fool daze.
62. Cops haven’t been arresting dudes that look like me recently. I have never been cuffed. Even during Cuffing season. Shame right?
63. Ask schuylerjo about that.
64. I almost got kicked out of school. That was when I decided white girls might not be as cool as mainstream media says they are.
65. You bet I am.
66. I am lucky enough that my real friends are also my tumblr friends. So that’s what’s good with that.
68. Black Twitter
69. I am watching the Packers run stuff on the Falcons.
70. You don’t need to know those people.
71. Yeah. Food.
72. Blue and Black.
73. Yes I do. Bought lil homie for a quarter when I was 8.
74. Just one. Lil homie.
75. Bull Sharks. Forealla, Imma invest another half hour to this and then I am going to go buy candy and a burrito. FWMD.
76. Mostly dark colors.
77. Depends on the situation. NEVER MIXED.
79. Navy Blue.
80. Black swimming trunks.
81. The Boondocks. Yo, can we talk about how bullshit the mixtape was for Season 4?
82. Coming to America.
88. My day hasn’t ended yet.
89. I do not hate anyone.
91. Nah, but I want to ask blatant racist how they live life with that yoke around they neck right quick.
92. Nope, why?
93. Just one pair.
94. Six. I wear all of them.
95. Black Dynamite.
96. All the awards winning My Mom.
97. Any cop who said they feared for their life when taking an innocent one.
98. I am three shades darker than the Ace of Spades. Hold on, Imma go listen to Motorhead right quick.
99. Of my decision? No.
100. Fantastic. This was a weird cup of coffee theaux. ketuthamsa, what did I do to deserve this?
101.Sure, why not.
102. Not listening to Converge earlier.
103. I think so. I mean, I do poetry often and edit my stuff often. What I want for Kwanzaa is a dictionary, Huf Socks, and Key Lime Pie. Someone please come through with Key Lime Pie. Hot Sauce Optional.
104. Yes I do. Dead relatives. I do apologize if I come off as a bit dry.
105. Yeah. I was the only black dude there. So many boat shoes. So many lawyers kids.
106. I highly doubt it.
107. Yes. Hated it so much I never hope to see a Horse again.
108. Making sure my cracked and painted ride cymbal isn’t stolen off my porch.
109. THESE DAMN QUESTIONS.
110. Drumming. And then I learned single pedal blast beats.
111. Coulda sworn I answered this question earlier.
112. thecruelbloom. Not kidding. Dude said do it. So I did. What’s good on FAULTS? You still need a drummer? I can relocate.
113. Machi. Call me that now, and i WILL make you a necklace of your own teeth that I pulled from your mouth with the pliers I keep in PopxQuiz.
114. Born in Texas. Living in New Mexico. I toured a few times too.
115. xbox 360.
117. Did I not say I was a vegetarian? People don’t ask me questions because I am mean. How many more of these are left?
119. Desperation - Stephen King. While yall were reading Harry Potter, I was in class grinding though that. Hollat me.
120. Never saw an episode.
121. Very. Especially when I am drumming. I am the meanesnt nicest guy ever.
122. No. You get caught and then it just never works out for you.
123. I don’t wear white shoes.
124. Only when it comes to inanimate objects.
125. Yes. Her name is Molly Edge and she never does me wrong.
126. I mean I would rather be doing something else but I commited myself to this.
127. PLAYING DRUMS OR WEARING A BACKPACK.
128. Some of yall know me as Ahmad. Other of yall know me as Toast. what do you think I did…
129. I bring water.
130. I don’t like cold sandwiches.
131. She would know to kiss me if she meant it.
132. The last 1:40 of The Fathers Right Hand.
133. “Who the fuck is any of you?” - X. Wulf
134. In what context?
135. “I’m Newt Gingrich.”
136. Doors closed.
137. Five foot sumn inches tall.
We are 138. I have an Afro. Name all the people you know with straight hair that have a natural Afro. Please.
143 . I luhluh-luh love you. Yes, I have been a vegetarian for seven years.
144. Milk. White chocolate seems like some type of oxymoron.
146. I didn’t even have to use my AK.
147. Doesn’t Mars make Snickers?
148. “I have a very expensive pen.” - Every Time I Die.
150. “I saw him gazing at the long ash of his cigar, holding it delicately in his slender, manicured fingers.” - Ralph Ellison. Invisible Man.
I think this is why I stopped reblogging those question things. Yall dont ask and when you do, I gotta do ^that^.