You know you're a thespian when:
You are watching Glee’s West Side Story scene and you say:
"That blackout was 45 seconds. What the hell? Cut that down to five and you’re good. AND that was on a show night."
"Why are the house lights on?"
"Why are there lights backstage instead of clip lights?"
I love Glee but, RIB, get your theatre stuff right.