the-stupidity-continues

liz: i’m a wanted fugitive now
red: yes
liz: being hunted by ressler
red: correct
liz: you’ve been there, done that. do you have any pointers for me?
red: sure

[he pats the spot next to him on the couch]

red: sit

[liz sits and red grabs the remote]

liz: wait. there’s an instructional video on this?
red
: oh yes
red
: *hits play*
red
: watch and learn, lizzie

[ intro starts playing ]

gealachinamistyworld asked:

11 and 15 :D

  • 11. What kingdom would you want to live in?

Do Dwarven kingdoms count? Because I would definitively hang out with them. Otherwise, Hithlum would be great.

  • 15. Post your favorite Ted Nasmith painting.

“Go sit in the corner, and think about what you’ve done.”

“Shit I left the hair straightener on”

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga

and my personal favorite

“OMG DAD YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING”

“I’m sorry son I can’t hear ur pain in the ass bitching over my AWESOME LASER EYES HAHAHA SUCK IT LOSER ALSO YOUR TWIN BROTHER IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU BYE ERU OUT”

Britney Spears haters are ridiculous

Ok, quick mini-rant:

I’m literally disgusted by people hating on Britney tonight.

She has been through so much shit, as we all know. In ‘07 she was in such a dark place in her life & I personally thought she was going to die or commit suicide.

But she got the help she needed and made a comeback in her personal life as well as her career. Just a year after her “breakdown” she released the #1 album Circus. Then in 2011 she got another #1 album with Femme Fatale.

Then this year People magazine confirmed she got custody of her kids back. She looks beautiful and is very happy with her current boyfriend Charlie, and tonight she actually looked like she was ENJOYING HERSELF performing for the first time in so long!

How can people be anything but PROUD of her???

It’s so fucking stupid to continue using the same lip syncing excuse to hate on her. She’s always lip synced, that’s no reason not to like her.

She is such an amazing, strong, determined woman not to mentioned the most humble celebrity I can think of. You are a dumbass if you hate on her.

OK AND BECAUSE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT CONFLICTS

I am disgusted by kissing and I hate hugging and other displays of affection

but sometimes I just really want to kiss someone or make out with an attractive boy just to see what it’s like

but i HATE all that stuff and I think it’s gross and weird and even though I like boys I’m not interested in a boyfriend which is ALSO CONFLICTING because I’ll like a boy and want to do something about it but at the same time nOT want to do anything about it

this is tupid stupids stpsit 

I hit myself in the fucking eye when I was opening a bottle of redds apple ale… Now I have a black eye… I also tripped on my dog and fell into the water dish and soaked my notes for chapter 3 of ap government and civics… Someone should just wrap me in bubble wrap and put me in a padded room for the night :x 

cosmic-spark asked:

Cam, if you want people to stop putting fnaf stuff on your tag. Stop bringing it up. At this point everyone who is doing it is doing it entirely to get on your nerves. The trolls. Mentioning it means they know it's bothering you, and then they do it more, cause they know it works. The only way to get rid of it is to ignore it so hard that eventually people forget this was ever a fnaf page.

Except that’s a stupid way to do things. 

If I just pretend the whole FNAF thing never happened, then that’d be just as stupid as continuing it. There’s a reason I’m sitting at 12,000 followers, there’s a reason Rebs is sitting at around 60,000 followers, there’s a reason I know Daniel, Sonja, Rebs, the whole meme squad, Oni, Cassie, PokeCat, and everyone else; and that reason is the fucking AU.

Without the AU, I never would’ve met all those people. Without the AU, I’d still be fishing around on my Gundam Tanaka blog with the fucking DR fandom. Without the AU, I wouldn’t have made my Mike roleplay blog. Without the AU, barely anyone would know I exist. Without the AU, I never would’ve met Rebs.

The AU has been spoiled by a large piece of shit chunk of the fandom surrounding it, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna pretend it never happened. My URL is mikethesecurityguard still, not because I’m happy about FNAF, but because I’m a smug little shit about the fact that I got the URL and everyone knows me by it.

If people have such a raging hard-on for the AU that they have to keep annoying us about it, they can go fuck themselves with it and sit in their pile of shit like the whiny pissbabies they are. I don’t want anything to do with the AU anymore, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna pretend it never fucking happened.

Sure I broke both my wrists when I was five, but I learnt to not climb over fences. Sure I broke the plate because it was too hot, but now I know to be careful with hot stuff. Sure the AU has been ruined by a bunch of assholes, but all this good stuff happened because of it.

I’m not going to run and hide from the AU’s existence; that’s just about as stupid as continuing to be in the AU’s fandom.

ellen: I refuse to watch any TV show ur talking about but I’m gonna say it’s stupid and continue to watch shows that make me feel fake deep :)

lemedy asked:

Now I'm laughing my ass off because this whole Usagi x Kakyuu shipping thing is EXACTLY like Mami x Kyoko. 'THERE ARE DOZENS OF US'. God. Why is it always the rareships that kill me?

Clearly it is because we have good taste in shipping.

That is why.

Not because writers ignore the extremely quality ships before them.

Okay, that may also be true.

BUT OUR TASTE IS GOOD, THAT I KNOW FOR A FACT.

Oh an thank you for reminding me of Mami/Kyoko I have been terrible and have not thought about the much lately.

EVEN THOUGH THEIR LOVE IS SO CLEARLY TRUE.

Yes Usagi/Kakyuu and Kyoko/Mami. Ours it clearly the correct opinions.

You would think Football fans know the game well enough to not blame the one person who is the last defense, who cannot possibly save everything that comes his way

You would think Football fans will support their club and their players through and through instead of whisteling at certain players who don’t live up to the name they made for themselves because they are not at their best and the team around them is doing even worse

You would think Real Madrid fans would know better than to blame Iker, especially because he has done so much for the club already