the-ruins

snailryanross asked:

I am offended that u say brendon's mouth isnt as good as pete's have u SEEN that mans mouth??????

I meant no offense to you or Bden but allow me to make my case:

That’s just… like… not even fair.

His mouth is the size of Lake Michigan.  Like???  How???

Look at his motherflippin LIPS.  HIS LIPS.  They are caRVED FROM MARBLE.  THEY ARE PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY.

LIIIIIIPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS JESUS GOD HIS LIPS

Sweet Christ in heaven, look at that smILE I AM DYING TO DEATH oh my GOD PETE

Look at his smile, his massive mouth, his excessive shark teeth!  THIS IS THE FACE OF GOD AND I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT

You really need a gif or two to appreciate it, though, I mean… look at the way it spreads across his entire face.  His eyes get all squinchy and his little cheeks and oh my god he has so many teeth and I JUST CAN’T GET OVER HOW BIG HIS FLIPPIN MOUTH IS JESUS CHRIST

I am dead.  I am dying.  I am dying to death because he is so beautiful and his smile makes my heart want to throw itself into the sun.

This gif is saved to my computer as “sweet jesus” and that’s really all you need to know about it.

Seriously????  LIKE????  LOOK AT HIS MOUTH?????  SO BIG AND SO PRETTY AND HIS LIPS AND HIS SMILE AND I CAN’T EVEN OH MY GOD

/dead

This is disappointing, but not surprising. 

The users of this site have shown that they see Jews speaking about their experiences as ‘erasing other groups’. There is barely a post about Jews that doesn’t have a gentile ‘helpfully’ pointing out that other groups have experienced this too. Look at the posts that circulated on Yom HaShoah. 

The only things that separate these derailments is the level of absurdity goyim have to go through to derail them. In this case, apparently I left out several groups by talking about Jews exclusively while discussing ‘Judeo-Christian’. Yes, other groups may experience seeing villains coded as members of their group and other groups have their religions erased by Christian society, but this does not contribute to the absurdity of ‘Judeo-Christian’ as a concept. 

Gentiles, stop being compelled to add to posts that Jews have written. You will contribute less than nothing and will only embarrass yourselves, believe me. Let us have one little thing. 

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It’s sandbox play time! It helps to treat sand like ve~ry slow moving water and I love how it behaves in regards to structures. Not the most stable foundation, but makes for an interesting location to build. Isn’t sand essentially a pile of eeny tiny rocks?

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being in the same ping pong room with luke and he’d see you and watch you play the whole time, and, being the distracted person that he is, he gets hit in the face with a ping pong ball because he wasn’t paying attention and you’d turn your head to see a flustered luke trying to pretend that nothing happened but his red cheeks and the ball mark on his face says different

here’s a little heart for you

His voice is nothing but a low hum, a jumble of incoherent melodies and raspy nonsensicality.

It’s barely there and it’s everything to her. It reminds her of heated blankets and long arms, wide shoulders and red eyes. She tucks her head against the crook of his elbow and presses her cheek to chilled leather, basks in the sound of his breathing. For a moment, she watches his breath puff into the damp air, watches it wisp into cloudy whiteness and soak into the night time fog.

“Do you ever think about forever?”

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And here I thought people in the South would take better care of their cars. I dare you all to take your eyes off your fucking bibles and keep them on the road instead. ‘Jesus, take the wheel’ is a saying, not a driving method, assholes. Maybe if you get that through your heads, I won’t have to work overtime ever again.