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when Iggy tryna seek attention at your concert to save whats left of her career #TheSongFitsSoWell

Ok now listen up bc this is serious stuff and now im questioning my whole existence bc of it.

Cher flew to NYC a few days ago to see a play. Totes normal for a celebrity right?

Ok but the shit is we dont even know WHEN SHE EVEN CATCH A PLANE. For fucks sake she couldve been there days before and no one even fucking knew.
NOT ONE PAPARAZZI. NOT PEREZ HILTON NOT TMZ. nobody.

Do you understand this??? No one fucking knew and we only heard it from HER that she was in NY.

You probs think its not a big deal BUT IT IS. BECAUSE A FEW MONTHS AGO SHE WENT TO ENglAND TO BUY A FUCKING HORSE AND WE DIDNT EVEN KNEW. NO ONE KNEWW. NOT EVEN FKN TMZ? DO YOY UNDERSTAND BC TMZ IS ALWAYS AT EVERY FKN AIRPORT

YO MOTHAFUCKIN GPS CANT EVEN TELL WHERE CHER IS RN.

HELL shes PROBABLY HANGING OUT WITH WALDO AND CARMEN SAN DIEGO AT THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER.

so my conclusion is that Cher is God.
‘Cause God is everywhere.
Taking care of you and providing you with really queer pop music while she slays twitter with powerful tweets about human rights, also trying to tell us that the t party is the demon and murdering her emoji keyboard.