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Horoscope - April 21 2015

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Life seems complicated if people aren’t being clear with you. Although you might not know what to make of someone’s inconsistent story, you’re able to remain detached from the distractions of an emotional drama. In fact, you can conquer nearly any challenge thrown at you today. Handling obstacles that appear in your path requires diligence, but you won’t feel depleted now, even if you commit a lot of energy to making your point. Pace yourself and don’t quit no matter what happens.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

Your dogged tenacity is your not-so-secret weapon today as you remedy an uncomfortable situation that is creating its share of stress. But you may not be able to put Humpty-Dumpty back together again as quickly as you wish. Nevertheless, giving up is not an option. Avoid the obvious shortcut; quick fixes won’t last, making them a waste of your time. An extra dose of persistence empowers you to find a more permanent solution to the problem.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

You really don’t want to take a stand if a powerful person opposes your efforts today, and just thinking about a confrontation can make you anxious. Thankfully, the process is easier if you initiate a constructive conversation with a positive attitude. You are at your best when your thoughts are in motion. But don’t wait until you have everything mapped out, since you’re capable of outmaneuvering nearly anyone if you remain mentally agile. If you stay open to learning something new from an adversary, you might just get exactly what you need from the interaction.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

You can nip a growing problem in the bud, even if someone is behaving badly now. But your plan will likely backfire if you attempt to suppress another person’s expression of fear or anger. The best way to handle this delicate dynamic is to engage others by asking probing questions that demonstrate your genuine concern. Once you grasp the situation in its entirety, you could engage the tension out in the open instead of fighting in the dark with a hidden enemy. Shining the light of awareness is in the best interest of everyone involved.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You’re curious about what everyone is up to at work today, yet your playful nature may be quite misleading. Behind your easygoing smile lies an agenda to get others on board with your line of thinking. Perhaps you have bitten off more than you can chew and hope to gather the support you need to get a job done. Instead of beating around the bush, just be direct and ask for what you want; you might be pleasantly surprised with the results. Honesty begets respect.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You want to put your skills to good use today, but it may take a few tries before you settle down and find a strategy that really works. You might start one project, only to reassess your goals and shift your entire course of action. Nevertheless, there is a consistent theme in each of your plans, even if you can’t see what it is just yet. Uncover the common thread and then make that your top priority. Once you know the exact direction you’re heading, the details will quickly fall into place.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Maintaining concentration can be tricky early today because it’s easy to be distracted by emotionally draining interactions with coworkers. Still, it’s hard to ignore the conflicting information that you receive now, even if you can’t yet determine its significance. Although you’re concerned that you might be missing something, you could be so uncharacteristically certain now that new facts won’t change your mind. Even if you think you have all the answers, keeping your mind open to other possibilities makes all the difference in the world.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may be in a very positive state of mind today, especially if your plans seem to be unfolding on schedule. However, an uneasy feeling might still be gnawing away at the edges of your imagination. Don’t ignore your twinges of uncertainty; instead, take this opportunity to explore the shadows of your current doubts. Thankfully, expanding your perspective allows you to alleviate your fears. Once you adjust to the new landscape, practice navigating around the twilight of your subconscious without being afraid of the dark. Self-awareness breeds transformation.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Conversations with a significant other could be so intense today that the emotional drama seems overwhelming. You’re tempted to overcompensate by putting on a special show that won’t be quickly forgotten. Luckily, the outcome will likely be quite rewarding as long as you keep your eyes on your destination rather than your performance. Placing too much emphasis on appearing unrealistically perfect might cause people to shake their heads and walk away. Simply being yourself is your best strategy to create the meaningful connection you want.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You might go out of your way to share your feelings today, but your message isn’t easy for people to swallow. Your current emotional intensity may be out of character, surprising others and triggering their insecurities. Still, you’re not interested in placating those around you with meaningless banter now. Don’t waste energy getting angry with someone who won’t match your serious attitude. Instead of trying to change anyone else; simply observe the difference in your communication styles and let it go. Exploring your own heart is its own reward.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may feel restless today, especially if someone you love is being so nice to you that it makes you uncomfortable. Other people’s pleasantries might even seem like a sign of weakness to your independent way of thinking. But don’t mistakenly harden your position now just to demonstrate your strength. Be resolute and yielding at the same time, instead. Staying flexible in thought helps you move through your day with a gratitude that’s more appropriate for the current situation. Opening your heart is the best place to start.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

A coworker or partner who seems to have answers for your questions could motivate you to take action. Fortunately, competent peers can help you be more productive now, but their presence isn’t a reason to acquiesce your power. Instead, look at the role you play in your own success, even if you are only one member on a team. Having amazing allies on your side won’t rob you of your self-esteem as long as you acknowledge your valuable contribution to the group effort, too.

Source : Rick Levine

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  • 41. Care for a dance?

Ⱶ   Humpty approached the girl, once again in the crowded market square. He bowed low and extended his hand as he asked the question rather loudly over the many other voices. But there was no sounds but the people milling about, no sign of music.