anonymous asked:

Why do you think there's no huge girl group???

Hi Louis. :)

Probably a huge mix of reasons.  A whole lot of misogyny - especially the kind instilled into young girls against other girls.  Also, I always found them hard to relate to.  A group of 5 women that are 90 lbs soaking wet and 5′4 wearing $500 jeans with weaves of perfectly curled but also straight and silky hair down to their waist …are not me, nor are they really any young/teenage girl.  If somebody really wants to try to do a girl band, find one with some NORMAL relatable girls.  Think Spice Girls, but BETTER.  And no stupid stuntin like Modest does.

There needs to be black girls and brown girls (without white washing them) and white girls, all of varying heights and weights and different builds/body types, with different hair and different overall styles. Some straight, some queer, a trans girl!  PUT IN A FAT GIRL.  A girl with HELLA FRECKLES or a port wine birthmark.  Something that makes them unique. Think about girls who NEED an idol, girls who NEED representation.  Girls can identify with people that look like or have something else in common with them.  Girls need to see girls with thighs that touch in affordable Forever 21 clothes and accessories that a girl can actually buy with her babysitting money.  

They all need to be DIFFERENT from one another, but they need to all have at least something that every girl can identify with, and they need to all be focused on a similar goal/theme (Think Girl Power!)  Pick outspoken feminists who don’t live for men’s pleasure, who don’t only sing about boys.  Pick a group of girls that can sway young girls away from the internalized misogyny that makes them hate other girls in the first place, and watch them flock.

Send me a message off anon for the address to send my royalties check, I’m also willing to manage.  I have great ideas for boybands too. <3

anonymous asked:

Is it strange I view your chosen undead as a female since the height difference between them gave me that impression?

It’s not strange at all and you are free to view them however you want! Though please bear in mind that physical differences , like height, do not really affect gender!

anonymous asked:

Simmorse- "Don't just ask me how I got up here, help me down!"

(All I can think about is the height difference with this ship)

Bobbi chuckled and stared up at her girlfriend on the edge of the high shelf. “Someone moved the stool again, didn’t they?”

Jemma nodded quickly and Bobbi could see she was beginning to get nervous. She stepped closer and held her arms up. “Just jump down and I’ll catch you.”

Send me a ship and a sentence and I’ll write the next five

anonymous asked:

tell me about your ianthony height difference feels

omg hi anon (are you the same anon who’s been asking me stuff lately? if so, *tackles you and hugs you and mushes you*)


they only have, like, three inches difference but ugh those inches make me feel all the feelings god like anthony making himself smaller when they take pictures so he’s the same height as ian

but wait, let’s listen to the ianthony trash inside me

think about how anthony doesn’t have to lean up so much to be able to kiss ian’s forehead and think about how ian has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss anthony on the lips. think about anthony sometimes asking ian how the weather is down there despite having only three inches difference between their heights and think about ian being fondly amused and mock-annoyed. think about ian sometimes scooting just a little bit down the bed so that when they go to sleep, ian is just at that right spot, nestled up to anthony with the top of his head just slightly below anthony’s jaw, anthony’s hand warm around his back as he kisses what he can reach of anthony’s chest before he falls asleep. think about ian constantly leaving hickeys on the underside of anthony’s jaw and think about anthony looking down every morning and finding those eyes trained on him, happy and beautiful and oh so blue.

think about anthony not finding it hard at all to hold ian’s hands above his head as he fucks him against a wall

I personally headcanon that there is little sexual-dimorphism in elves (especially compared to other races). Neither are prone to facial hair, there’s no particularly striking height difference on average and males; shoulders aren’t all that broad in comparison. The most striking differences would be that females have wider rounded hips (I headcanon elves with wide curvy hips no matter how thin, and I will fight you on it) and breasts. This leads to that stupid joke amongst humans about how they can’t tell elven men and women apart.

Canon can also fight me on this.

Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them

Height Difference AUs

1. “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”

2. “You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf’s-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help”

3. “We’re both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanks”

4. “You are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculous”

5. I’m in art class and I just opened a cupboard to find a tiny person (you) squished inside and you just looked at and said “shh i’m hiding”

6. “We’re on the bus and I’m really not trying to take up your space I’m sorry I just have rlly rlly long legs” 

7. We’re at a concert and I can’t see a thing let me sit on your shoulders, maybe?” 

8. “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”