• Bartlet:"Toby, I'm drinking the most fantastic thing I've ever tasted in my life: chocolate syrup, cold milk, and seltzer. I know it sounds terrible but trust me, I don't know where this has been all my life."
  • Toby:"It's called an egg cream, Mr. President. We invented it in Brooklyn."
  • Bartlet:"In Brooklyn?"
  • Toby:"Yes, sir."
  • Bartlet:"Not New England?"
  • Toby:"There are some good things in this world not from New England, sir."
  • Bartlet:"Toby, don't every let me hear you say that again."
  • Toby:"Yes, sir."
If you combine the populations of Great Britain, France, Germany, Japan, Switzerland, Sweden, Denmark and Australia, you’ll get a population roughly the size of the United States. We had 32,000 gun deaths last year, they had 112. Do you think it’s because Americans are more homicidal by nature? Or do you think it’s because those guys have gun control laws?
—  Toby Ziegler, Bartlet’s Third State of the Union (TWW, 2x13)