As requested by fairytaleloverforever. :)
Bleach characters are building snowmen! What kind will each one build? Also, just for fun, I thought I’d pick characters using the random number generator!
1. Yhwach: Builds a snowman with no arms or legs, and then cuts it in half
Yhwach: It’s the Soul King.
2. Lilinette: Builds one snowman, and then turns it into two snowmen
Ukitake: Why didn’t you just build two snowmen to begin with?
Lilinette: You can do that?
3. Yukio: Builds a snowman in his video game, while sitting inside
Ginjo: I feel like you sorta missed the point.
Yukio: I hate snow and ice, okay?
Yukio: I have reasons.
4. Giselle: Piles snow around Bambietta to make a snowman
Bambietta: It’s a little cold in here, Giselle!
Giselle: Cold? You’re a zombie, Bambi! Shut up!
5. Soul King: Makes no snowman
Soul King: I have no arms or legs, you know.
Ukitake: I’M COMING TO HELP
6. Isane: Makes a tiny snowman
Unohana: Your snowman is so tiny, Isane.
Isane: Well I can’t make it tall. It’ll be sad!
Unohana: ……..of course.
7. As Nodt: Builds a terrifying eldritch monster
As Nodt: Is it scary?
Rukia: Mmmm…maybe if it wasn’t wearing a cheery scarf.
As Nodt: But I like the scarf.
8. Rukia: Builds a snowbunny
Ichigo: Everyone in the world saw that coming.
Rukia: But it still makes me happy!
9. Matsumoto: Builds a well-dressed snowman
Hitsugaya: Hat, scarf, mittens, vest…
Hitsugaya: You went shopping just to dress up your snowman?
Matsumoto: Snowwoman, and yes!
10. Yuzu: Builds a traditional snowman…more or less
Karin: A strawberry for the nose?
Yuzu: Cute, right??
11. Katagiri: Builds a Quincy snowman
Ryuken: You even made it a bow.
Katagiri: Well it is a Quincy, after all!
12. Orihime: Builds a snowbunny
Orihime: Just like when I was a kid!
Rukia: I LOVE IT SO MUCH
13. Sentoki: Builds a snowman with a….posterior
Ichigo: So basically you’re just obsessed with butts.
Sentoki: I dunno what you’re talking about.
Ichigo: And you gave it hair like yours.
Sentoki: Well I wanted it to be cool.
14. Zommari: Overuses the coal
Byakuya: There is coal all over your snowman.
Zommari: Well I wanted it to have a lot of eyes.
15. Loly: Makes Aizen
Loly: Which is SO MUCH BETTER than a stupid snowbunny!!!!
Menoly: I-I thought the snowbunny was kinda cute…
16. Sentaro: Tries to build Ukitake
Sentaro: S-top sabotaging my snowman, booger-face!
Kiyone: I WAS HERE FIRST, BIRD-BRAINS
17. Omaeda: Helps his sister build her snowman
Omaeda: You ready for the carrot nose now?
Soi Fon: See, good brother or whatever.
Shinji: You ARE getting soft!
18. Hichigo: Builds a black snowman
Ichigo: But…..you love white.
Hichigo: Not when everyone else is doing it!!
19. Shinji: Builds an upside down snowman (or tries to)
Shinji: This is not working so well.
Hiyori: BECAUSE IT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA
20. Rose: Builds a stunningly beautiful sculpture of Kira
Rose: Nobody bests me when it comes to art!