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Ok but painisjustafrenchwordforbread and I were talking about this today and
You know how Lily as a redhead probably had lots of freckles
And it is my number 1 headcanon that Remus was freckled as well
So…. what if one day while they’re working in the library Sirius overhears James talking about ‘something something freckles something’ and he chimes in, 'yeah I know right? And they come in these weird constellations, like fuckin stars or some shit, almost as if theyre bewitched… And there’re so many of them, too!? Like thats not natural anymore at this point I mean wtf where do they even come from, what bodypart is not freckled - arms, legs, chest, face, hands… heck, I’d bet he even has freckles on his –’
And at that point he looks up and sees James and Peter staring at him with bewildered faces and James says, 'uhh dude… I was talking about Lily’
And Sirius blushes and laughs nervously and goes, 'yeah, haha, me too!? I just misspoke, hahah, I meant to say she, I mean who else do we know who has freckles!!?!?’
And at that moment Remus returns to their table with a large book and sits down next to Sirius, face hidden behind his book.
The book that he’s holding in his very pale, very freckled hands.
James and Peter grin and Sirius makes secret 'I will slit your throats’-gestures at them, when Remus, without looking up from 'A Brief History of Magic’, says nonchalantly, 'You know, Sirius, I’m not deaf. And just for your information - not that it was any of your business - I do not have freckles on my cock.’

anonymous asked:

do you know a good way to slim thighs? mine used to be pretty thin but then i started doing blogilates thigh slimming workouts and they became a lot bigger from the muscle :(( should I just stop working out and maybe eat a lot less? thank u!!

omg thats meee D: right now im just trying to dance and do more cardio to hopefully slim them down since i used to do all strength training and that bulked up my legs a lot :( i still do them now but not as much anymore, and i did read somewhere that you should eat less meat since protein helps you build muscle and you’re trying to lose it. not sure though, make sure to do more research about it! :)

anonymous asked:

Hey gorgeous. Tell me some stuff about you. 6, 7, 19, 34, 39, 40, 49, 84 and 89.

Ahh thank you anon (emma) ^.^

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yes I have indeed, i think it was the Lithuanian song in eurovision and it reminds me of reproducingunicorns

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? A cheeky wee denim shirt, a pink jumper, black leggings and my kitty cat socks

19. If you could change your eye colour would you? Nah i kove my hazel eyes quite a lot so they would stay

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Hmm fuck thats a hard one but I would say 2012 as it was not the best of years

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? I would like to think you are emma but ither than that lol no

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? The start of yesterday wasnt great tbh buuuuut the afternoon was fab as i got to eat mcdonalds with bae

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Gosh not even slightly so much has changed for the better eg i have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world

84. If the person you wish to be with you were with you, what would you be doing right now? I would say me and you would probably be ciddled up crying over cosima in orphan black

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at 3am, do you let them in? Pffft no i wouldnt let you in. Lol jk yes you can crawl into my bed babe

Thank you reproducingunicorns i love you to the moon and back

joegilgun you know how i keep saying i cant catch a break…

whats going on babe? :(

my mum bought me three big plastic storage bins to put away a bunch of my little stuff that doesn’t have a place so i have more room in my apartment. i filled one and stacked the two empties on top until this weekend when i was going to do more. my cat decided to run a marathon around my legs and i lost my balance trying not to squash him and landed right INTO the boxs. they are now demolished, not even unslightly duct tape could make them functional and i have to try to find more storage bins that arent going to cost me a lot of money and right now, thats not looking so good.