rly liking this new thing where my mom and I visit a new museum every weekend

talking about prom with my mom
  • Mom:Well don't get down about it you'll probably go next year.
  • Me:Eh, we'll see.
  • Mom:Maybe you should just ask someone you've never met like some people do, that's the way to do it. Like that guy with the music.
  • Me:The guy... The guy with the music?
  • Mom:The one you were playing last night.
  • Me:
  • Me:... Madeon?
  • Mom:That's the one. Ask Madeon to prom.

Selena is not FAT !! Ugh this world is so fucked up :| it makes me wanna kms


Stephen Fry on American vs British Comedy 

I am who I am today because of British comedy.

i was bored and i decided to go hang with my moms friends for awhile and this one guy showed up and started making a lot of really stupid gay jokes. no one really laughed at them but my mom like gave me a glance after he said the first one like she was saying “god this guys an idiot”. idk it was really cool to have my mom like be on my side for once for something like this

My mom, while trying to wish me good luck for tomorrow, got stuck in between “I have faith in you” and “I have no doubt you’ll do great." 

It came out, "I have no faith in you." 

My mom used to watch MST3K every week when it was on Comedy Central. She’s the one who originally showed me a few MST3K episodes on Netflix, back when I was in 8th grade or so (essentially causing me to get sucked into when I remembered last year that I had enjoyed them, and decided to watch Final Sacrifice again, and, well, you know what’s happened since then…)

Anyway, she’d fallen off the train for many years, but I recently got her back into it, and right now she’s live-texting me Crow quotes from a host segment while she watches Castle of Fu Manchu on retroTV.

*sniff* I’m so proud…