thank u wife ily

ive never gotten notes on a selfie before holy shit. but here it is dry„it looks quite a bit different. aND i found my purple lipstick that im in love with its been missing for months. i also realized that this is kind of captorish ooPS

ALSO EVERYONE GO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAKOTAH 

SO WIFE BOUGHT ME THESE (bc shes crazy)

AND I HADNT TRIED THEM BEFORE BC idk those are pricey cookies

BUT SHE KEPT SAYING THOSE WERE HER FAVS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO I WANTED TO TRY EM

AND WOW SHE WASNT KIDDING LIKE I TOOK ONE BITE AND THEN IT WAS LIKE HEAVEN EXPLODED INSIDE OF ME AND I JUST WANNA RUB THEM ALL OVER MY BODY THEYRE SO DELICIOUS WHAT THE FUCK WHO SAID MAKING DELICIOUS COOKIES WAS AN OKAY THING TO DO AND EVEN MY FAM LIKES EM DESPITE THEY CAN BE PRETTY PICKY AND JUST WOW OK WHAT A GOOD DAY THE WEATHERS BEEN BEAUTIFUL I SPENT ALL MORNING JUST RELAXING OUTSIDE AND NOW I HAVE THESE LITTLE PIECES OF HEAVEN IN A BAG im just gonna lay down and cry from joy bc gorgeous things exist like this

wayscum asked:

MAry itS YOUR BIRTHDAY, COME HERE NOW AND WE WILL HAVE WIFE SNUGGLES TO COMMEMORATE YOUR BIRTH *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR WIIIIIFFFFEEEE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!*

omG AVA ILY YES PLS WIFE SNUGGLES AH THANK U