• TEYRN LOGHAIN:
  • What's on your mind?
  • ZEVRAN ARAINAI:
  • You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
  • TEYRN LOGHAIN:
  • I thought you looked familiar.
  • ZEVRAN ARAINAI:
  • Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
  • TEYRN LOGHAIN:
  • You don't say.
  • ZEVRAN ARAINAI:
  • I'm terribly broken up over it.
  • TEYRN LOGHAIN:
  • Hm. Well, thank you kindly for informing me.
Meditations and Odes to Bees

Oh, fair damsel of the garden,
Arlessa of honeysuckle and rose,
I humbly beg your gracious pardon
For the offense that here arose.

Surely your work is far too vital
To be interrupted by one like me
I am in no way entitled
To earn the notice of a honeybee.

I was a fool to pluck that flower
For my lady fair. On my honor I
Swear to bring you dozens more within the hour
If you give me leave to try.

Listen traveler, if you would walk the garden paths some spring:
Mind that you don’t trespass, for the gardeners do sting.

— Anonymous

9

Dragon Age: Origins

aka somebody give me Inquisition before I become even more of a toolset addict

The Baniks must be tearing their hair out over their childrens’ choice of partner.

"The teyrn of Gwaren? But he’s so old!"
“The same First Enchanter WANTED BY THE CITY OF KIRKWALL AND THE DIVINE HERSELF???”
“This Warden is so old, really, why are they all so old?”
“An elf? A friend of Red Jenny?”
“A dwarf? Who writes pornography?”

And then Acuity brings Krem home and they’re like “yes, good, we like this one, such a nice boy”

Fergus Cousland gets word of the Inquisition, and goes through the motions as befits one of the greatest Teyrns of Ferelden. He is noble, polite and respectful.

And then he discovers that the so-called Herald of Andraste is a tiny boy with a mess of long hair and a polearm so huge he keeps tripping over it, and he laughs until he cries. Yet again, the world is in the hands of someone almost as idiotic as his baby brother.

syniio asked:

fandom: dragon age

  • Push off a cliff: Teyrn Loghain
  • Frick frack: Isabella
  • Marry: Leliana
  • Set on fire: Vaughan Kendells
  • Wrap a blanket around: Merrill
  • Be roommates with: Alistair
Cousland

by OtakuElf

King Alistair tells Teyrn Fergus Cousland that Nathaniel Howe will be overseer of Amaranthine.

Words: 2332, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of YADAA (Yet Another Dragon Age Alphabet)



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1vLdt1q