Beginning to wind down on these a little, but there’s plenty more to do! Copypasta: You can separate them out and post them again if you want! Actually, feel free, because that will help it them get seen in the tags, as long as you source http://homestuck-rarepairs.tumblr.com/! Happy Valentines Day!
I have a personal little AU where Equius and Terezi work part-time as mall cops (officially-unofficially). Equius’s father is a retired cop, and Terezi’s mom used to be his partner, so the two know each other well.
Terezi rides around on a segway even though it’s slow as shit and Equius usually has to be the one to confront troublemakers while she shouts support in the background.