tell-your-family

Tip

If you want to create an excellent summer salad to bring to the mandatory barbecues at your family’s houses and/or submerged dormitories in the moon craters this summer season, simply:
1. Find some lettuce. (usually in a store, field, or secret compound)
2. Deny claims that you will use the lettuce to commit treason
3. Chop the lettuce.
4. Bury it in the ground and deny you ever saw it when a man in a tan jacket holding a deer skin brief case knocks on your door and says, “Hey, where is it?”
5. Go to the barbecue and tell your family, “What salad? What man? I don’t remember at all.”

Reminder: Once Upon a Time is back tonight with an all new episode, Oncers! If you have the ability to help ratings by watching live via a Nielsen box, please watch live.

  • At 8/7c on ABC, the eighteenth episode, ‘Sympathy for the De Vil’, will go live!
  • Watch live and tweet, facebook and tumblr about it. Tell your friends, tell your family. If you are in another country, you can still help by tweeting about watching and using the hashtags #onceuponatime and/or #queensofdarkness. Tweet directly to @OnceABC as well as the creators, actors and writers.
  • If you are unable to watch live and you are a Nielsen viewer, make sure to DVR and watch within 24 hours (preferably) or 3 days of its air date without skipping commercials, or your viewing won’t count. Also watch/rewatch via Hulu, ABC, or any On Demand features through your carrier. Buy the episodes via amazon and itunes as well.
  • For those of you who absolutely cannot see the show for a day or two, we will be tagging any gifs/and or spoilery posts with the ‘ouat spoilers’ tag for your blacklisting comfort until 24 hours after the episode has aired.

In fictional 1920s England, viewers meet a young Cruella, whose oppressive mother uses her Dalmatians to terrorize her daughter. Cruella is confined to her mother’s attic until a mysterious stranger arrives and empowers her to challenge her captor. In Storybrooke, Regina gains leverage to keep Gold from interfering with her plan to rescue Robin, but her trip to New York takes the backseat when she and Emma learn that Cruella has kidnapped Henry.
Guest Stars: Patrick Fischler as Isaac, Anna Galvin as Madeline, and Milli Wilkinson as Young Cruella.

anonymous asked:

Yo I'm about to fail my first class ever and I feel disappointed as fuck in myself but at the same time I don't give a shit. It just sucks bc I can't let my family know. I'm gonna lose scholarships, any advice?

Idk, tell your family. If they treat you like shit, fuck em. Find a new support system. Drop out and follow around widespread panic. Do you. Fuck a school. You won’t get a job so stop lying to yourself.
- d

WATCH ONCE TONIGHT!

Some of you may have heard, others, here it is:

Once Upon a Time is losing it’s audience. Ever since the 14th episode the viewers who watch live have decreased and if it continues to do so, then we are in fear of losing Once. So far, it’s been confirmed for a 5th season, but with the lowering viewers, they are a bit iffy on the decision. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE IF YOU CAN, WATCH ONCE UPON A TIME LIVE TONIGHT!

This is an amazing show and does not deserve to be canceled. If you have heard the spoilers for the Season 4 finale, then you know that the show should not completely end like this. We need OUAT to be renewed for a fifth season. If you love Once or just like it, please watch it live tonight to boost the amount of viewers. Tell your friends and family! I know Oncers are persistent and won’t let this amazing show sink like this!

Once again, viewers are low right now, so I and the whole Oncer family would be eternally grateful if, wherever you live, turn on your TV at 7 or 8 pm tonight(depending on where you live) and watch Once Upon A Time! The channels are ABC(for USA) and CTV(for Canada).

WE CAN DO THIS ONCERS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏👏

Telling your family you draw is like suddenly having a bunch of people who only want you to be their friend ask “will you draw me my oc for my birthday” but instead they mean your niece

no but how amazing is it that we’re all living in our own stories, our own universes, and every time we interact with someone else it’s a crossover with their story which is just as real to them as ours is to us

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“I just came in to check on you. Pretty scary going through this all by yourself.”

Vertoscope is an all-new original comics anthology that specializes in beasts, villains, shadows, and anything else you might find by taking the wrong way home. The theme of the book is “antagonist as protagonist” – to look at things from the perspective of the evil eye, or simply getting into the shoes of someone mundanely hateful. From the Minotaur at the center of the Labyrinth to the bully who always has to find someone smaller to pick on, Vertoscope seeks to tell stories that bypass shiny heroes and investigate the colder characters in our fictional universes.

Who are we?

We are Ten Van Winkle [ xvw-art ] and Nechama Frier [ soltian​ ], card-carrying professional comics artists and lovers of the grittier side to storytelling. We’ve curated and participated in a number of group projects already, and can’t wait to share our first book project with you all!

What are we looking for?

  • Black and white sequential art
    Think graphic novels and comic books! Please, no pinups or prose for the purpose of this anthology. The book will be printed without color, so consider this in your planning!
  • Complete creative teams
    We will accept stories from solo artists as well as teams, but please be sure to have your partnership ready to submit when you send in your proposal.
  • 8-15 page stories
    Our page count goal is between 150-200 pages, and we are seeking up to 15 artists to fill them.
  • Original stories
    No fan art or parodies! Retelling or elaboration on fairy tales/folk lore will be considered, but make sure it has your distinct style to it. We will also not be accepting work that has previously been published.
  • Theater-friendly content
    While we extol the brink of propriety, for the purpose of this project please don’t pitch anything that would be rated higher than R/M.
  • Intimate character studies that examine rather than excuse villainy
    Vertoscope is about getting behind the lens of those who do wrong, not turning a wrong-doer into a wronged party. We are not looking for redemption arcs. Go dark, go deep.

What are we offering you?

  • Monetary Compensation
    All participating creators/creative teams will be paid $50/page for each page of their story, with the possibility of bonuses if we meet stretch goals via Kickstarter.
  • Inclusion in a softcover anthology
    Upon completion of a successful Kickstarter campaign, the anthology will be printed as a paperback collection to be distributed amongst creators, backers, and comics distributors. Please keep in mind that upon publication of the book, Vertoscope will hold exclusive publishing rights of accepted stories for one year before they are returned to you.
  • Ten copies of Vertoscope
    Every creator/creative team will receive ten copies of the final book at no charge. Extra copies of Vertoscope will be made available to contributors at production price rather than retail.

Timeline

  • March 1 - April 5, 2015: Proposals open
  • April 12, 2015: Story selections announced
  • September 12, 2015: Final artwork due
  • October 2015 (est): Kickstarter campaign launches
  • February 2016 (est): Vertoscope released into the wild!

If you need to get in touch for any reason, please use the following venues:

Soltian - [soltian at gmail] | ask | twitter
Ten - [vanwinkle at lannyhuang dot com] | ask | twitter

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The Good Wife 5x17: A Material World [x]

because dialirv1 asked for Karezi being happy and alive
tbh i think we could all use a happy and alive karezi in our life