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All the children of Storybrooke become obsessive Regina Mills fans and Emma accidentally becomes the president of the Storybrooke chapter of Regina Mills Fan Club – only to stop small children harassing decent Storybrooke citizens, of course.

Emma showed her the vibrator. “Regina, do you even know what this is?”

“Some kind of enchanted… magical… well, obviously it’s a…” The fireball went out. Regina crossed her arms. “Well, what was it doing?”

“It’s a vibrator, Regina. It was… vibrating.”

“That’s what you do when I’m gone? You lie here and vibrate?” Regina smirked. “I never would’ve taken you for the New Age type.”

“New Age?”

“You know. All those fads about… tea and clay. I’m not sure what you hope to accomplish by vibrating yourself, but I’m sure any doctor would tell you how useless it is.”

“Regina…” Emma paused. “It’s for masturbating.”

Regina’s fingers tightened minutely on her biceps. “What is?”

“The vibrator. I mean, surely you’ve noticed I’m not wearing pants? Wait, you don’t know what a vibrator is?”

“I should say not! I’m not some sort of pervert!”

They’re not ready, when the doorbell rings. It’s 3pm on the dot - the little clock in the front room had just chimed the hour, and the sound of it hasn’t even faded away. She’s precisely on time, but they’re not ready.
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Or, the Barnes family during The First Avenger.

Please note this story is now 100% complete and posted!  You are good to read in one shot.  There was also an additional “chapter” posted today of resources I use, for spending way too much time researching pre-war Captain America fic.

Thank you so much to everyone who liked and reblogged the chapter posts.  I really, really appreciated the signal boost and encouragement, and I’m thrilled that people have liked what’s been posted so far.  I hope everyone enjoys the last chapter, and thank you again for reading.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Dr. Phil Coulson has been exhibiting some concerning symptoms over the last few days. Perhaps Dr. May can treat him.

For the Philinda Smut Weekend Challenge!

So this is for ddagent‘s Philinda Smut Weekend Challenge. The editing was very rushed so I apologize for any egregious errors. 

Enjoy~

Holy Icon Fest!

As you may have noticed, I’ve been making a ton of icons for the first episode of Forever. Well I finally finished going through the episode, and I’ve got well over a thousand icons made! I will continue to post them gradually as I have been so it doesn’t get spammy.

If anyone feels impatient and doesn’t want to wait to see them all, I have them posted here as a series on AO3. In this series I have the icons for each character posted as a different work. If you subscribe to this series, you will be notified when I post more icons in the future, very likely before I’ll be posting them on Tumblr. I have also made series for each individual character, so you can choose to subscribe to only the characters icons you wish.

Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Arrow (TV 2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Oliver Queen/Felicity Smoak, John Diggle & Felicity Smoak, Oliver Queen & Thea Queen

Summary:

Oliver and Felicity can’t fully communicate—after his death, after Ray, after Malcolm and Ra’s—but their sustained connection will slowly draw them closer together again, and closer to the moment of truth.

Or, five times they can’t say everything they want to say, and one time they finally do.

Excerpt: 

So now, it’s official, and there’s no more pretending or denying. Oliver is in love with her, and she is with someone else, and on the one hand, that is logical. That is right. Because of course he can’t be with her.

But on the other hand, he is certain they are supposed to be together. He can actually see them that way sometimes—a parallel version of Oliver and Felicity who get to be happy. Who bring each other coffee in the mornings, hold each other’s hand across tables, catch each other’s eye in meetings, wrap themselves around each other every night. Who believe in each other, and take care of each other, and love each other, and never stop.

This is how it’s been with him, since Slade took her. Holding two divergent thoughts at all times—that of course he can’t be with her, and that of course he has to be with her. It hasn’t been fair, and he knows that. It was selfish to ask her out to dinner, and it was selfish to cut her off, and it was selfish to tell her he loved her, and maybe it was even selfish to leave right after. But he doesn’t know how to look more than one step ahead anymore, and he wouldn’t take it back, even now.

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Fosters (TV 2013)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jude Jacob/Connor Stevens, Jude Adams Foster/Connor Stevens, Jude Foster/Connor Stevens
Characters: Jude Jacob, jude foster, Jude Adams Foster, Connor Stevens, Lena Foster, Stef Foster, Mariana Foster, Jesus Foster
Additional Tags: Future Fic, Fluff, Hurt, i guess, Jealous, Jealousy, Teasing
Series: Part 1 of Jonnor Tumblr Prompts
Summary:

Aklwe on Tumblr asked: ALSO CONNOR DOES SOMETHING DUMB AND JUDE LIKES FKIN CONNOR I STG AND JUDE ISIGNORING CONNORS TEXTTS BC FFS THIS IS LIKE THE 200TH TIME AND CONNOR GETS AN IPOD AND BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS BC DECADE 2010 AND STANDS OUTSIDE HIS IWNDOW PLAYING HEY JUDE AND ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES AND EVERYONE IS THE HOUSE IS LIKE GOD DAMMIT JUDE WERE TRYING TO SLEEP GO GET YOUR BF

After Derek and Cora return to Beacon Hills, it seems like Cora has Stiles over every day. Derek doesn’t understand why that bothers him as much as it does, why it gets under his skin and eats its way into his guts.

He also doesn’t really notice that something’s wrong, until it’s already getting better.

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mamangam: school of dance
a dream project founded by actress/dancer rima kallingal, who hopes to provide each student an opportunity to explore, understand, and cultivate his/her own style and character in dance.
promo video conceived and directed by rima kallingal

Perhaps Richard Castle can solve the spooky mystery of Gravity Falls. On Monday’s episode of the hit Disney XD animated series, Castle star Nathan Fillion makes a guest appearance. Fillion plays Preston Northwest, the father of local tween Pacifica — who’s an archrival of Mabel Pines (Kristen Schaal). In the episode The Golf War, Mabel challenges Pacifica to a rousing game of miniature golf. Things get out of hand, however, when a group of local residents — the Lilliputians — offer their help. Also guest starring is Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs) as Franz, one of the Lilliputian leaders.