My problem with Taylor Swift isn’t that she dates a lot of guys, it’s that she’s 23 years old and she hasn’t found a cure for cancer, she hasn’t ended world hunger, hasn’t found homes for every orphan in the entire world, and she hasn’t discovered a new planet with human life on it like oh my God Taylor grow up and get your life together I mean really now.

"Taylor Swift is the only songwriter who sometimes disses other people in song."
  • Bruno Mars:Tell the devil I said hey when you get back to where you're from
  • Katy Perry:You think you're so rock n roll, but you're really just a joke
  • Katy Perry:I can't believe I fell in love with somebody who wears more makeup than me
  • Avril Lavigne:[your girlfriend] she's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
  • Rihanna:You're so ugly when you cry
  • Cee Lo Green:I pity the fool that falls in love with you
  • Christina Perri:You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul
  • Carrie Underwood:Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
  • Miley Cyrus:You're vain, you're games, you're insecure
  • Kelly Clarkson:I hope when you’re in bed with her you think of me
  • Beyonce:Cause the truth of the matter is replacing you is so easy
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