bolsondelabolsa replied to your post: *
if they would have sent bofur to distract smaug he would talk in circles and with lame comebacks and the dragon would be so confused he’d simply fly away
I SUDDENLY HAVE A HUGE NEED TO SEE BOFUR SASSING SMAUG
"MY CLAWS ARE SPEARS!"
"Dullest spears I’ve ever seen"
"MY WINGS ARE A HURRICANE!!"
"A slight breeze at BEST"