anonymous asked:

so zayn's your favorite?

no i mean

he’s always so serious

and you know

mysterious and dark and whatever

so so boring really

and his smiles are always so contrite and stagedlike he’s trying to look always perfect and cool

because like, he’s coolest person ever right?

the coolest in the world of coolness

like, he exudes coolness from every pore

and then, it’s not like

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