Continuing the tradition of opening one gift on Christmas Eve...
So I’m handed a package with this tag on it
and while I am pretty much obsessed with Tomb Raider and people often nickname me Lara, I can assure you that Lara is not my real name (nor do I have a butler, much less know an actual person named Winston)
and by the way, my parents are just sitting there and shooting me the smuggest grins ever
so I rip the paper off and
PLUS LARA CROFT
AND THEN MY DAD JUST GRINS EVEN WIDER AND SAYS “WHEN I SAW A BOOK WITH A PICTURE OF YOU ON THE COVER I JUST HAD TO GET IT”
so naturally, half an hour after I got it, I’m already on page 150