Our New Glorious Space Rocket.
Dear comrades and tumblr follower,
as you might already know we are currently preparing the lunch of our new revolutionary space rocket.
This time we will use a modified version of the Unha rocket, it will be capable of carrying into the galaxy a glorious satellite made in DPRK.
We are deeply offended by the western media are covering the news.
Don’t listen your american imperialistic puppet media! Our rocket launch will be peaceful and it aims to develop our country in a strong and prosperous nation!
Finally a good news for all you north-korean kitties lovers…the satellite will bring to space a powerful server operating Red Star OS which will automatically post pictures of dprk kitties for infinite Juche Years.
Thank you for your support.
Kim Jong-Un will greatly appreciate if you can reblog this post.
Chief executive of Foreign Propaganda Bureau
(to see a preview of the rocket see my previous post)