Whistle Head Canon~

Imagine that goblins can’t whistle.  Besides speaking, they only know how to howl, snarl, growl, grunt, etc.  But they don’t know that fairies and elves CAN!  

What if Marianne discovers this and trolls Bog by randomly whistling when he’s not looking?

Marianne: *whistle-whistle-whistle*

Bog: *whirling around for the thousandth time*  “What the bloody hell IS that?!”

Marianne: “Gosh, I don’t know, Bog.  Must be a bird.”



Day: 1405
Shirt: Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds - 2015 North America Tour
Color: Black
Brand: Tultex
Source: (5/17) sorry playing catchup for a week or so here…  From Last weeks trio to San Diego to see Noel banter with the audience and to hear the new album being played ..merch pics below if you want to see them

on the one hand, being a larrie is awesome because you get to witness a love story more epic than that of a nicholas sparks novel between two amazing people that you admire and support along with a bunch of equally amazing people who have meltdowns over the fact that birds don’t even have eyebrows as often as you do… but on the other hand, i don’t even remember the last time i slept

anonymous asked:

what is a common misconception you hear from people when they about muslims

that we don’t like to harm birds, which is false

we punch birds, I love to punch birds

infact, i’m gonna go out and punch a bird right now

just watch me 

anonymous asked:

Nux and Slit 'totally' not cuddling. Everything is nice and peaceful until Nux quietly says," Slit, I wonder what birds think about." "They can't think, they're birds." "But, what if t-" "Shut up and go to sleep."

/ug darling younglings/

And eventually Nux goes to sleep and Slit just lays there like “…well shit”

the replacement had BETTER be t-bird or sabrina. i swear to god if it’s some flop like natalie tortellini i’m gonna riot