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funny april fools day post

(header is “funny april fools day prank”)

(punchline is “pls let me get gf”)

(find this post 7 times on your dash by 7 different posters)

the signs as ouat characters
  • Aries:rumpelstiltskin
  • Taurus:rumplestiltskin
  • Gemini:rumplestiltskin
  • Cancer:rumplestiltskin
  • Leo:rumplestiltskin
  • Virgo:rumplestiltskin
  • Libra:rumplestiltskin
  • Scorpio:rumplestiltskin
  • Sagittarius:rumplestiltskin
  • Capricorn:rumplestiltskin
  • Aquarius:rumplestiltskin
  • Pisces:killian jones
Lokohan pala eh

Yung bestfriend ko, nagtext kanina na nakabuntis daw siya pero hindi ko pinansin text nya kasi alam kong niloloko lang nya ako kaya tumawag siya bigla sa telephone namin kanina 

Him : Hello ? Nasaan ka?
Me : Malamang, nasa bahay. Telephone dito sa bahay ang tinawagan mo e!! Bakit?
Him : Positive nga kasi ang result ng pregnancy test ni R.
Me : *kunwari concern voice*  Huh?? talaga ba? Paano yan? 
Him : Ewan ko. Ano ba dapat ko gawin? blah.. blah ..blaah. Titigil ata ako sa pag-aaral. blah blah blah .
Me : Ayan, finorward ko na sa Mama mo yung text mo kanina!! Dapat nyang malaman.

Tapos bigla syang nagpanic sa kabilang linya. Sinabi nya na April fools daw. Binawi nya mga sinabi nya at sobrang nagmamakaawa na sabihin ko daw kay tita na joke lang yung text ko pero ang hindi nya alam, niloko ko lang din sya, na hindi ko naman talaga finorward yung text nya dun kay tita. Sino ngayon ang naloko? XD

im taking a fitness class in college and i thought it was jsut gonna be shit like lifting weights and stuff u can do at the gym but it turned out to be bootcamp and honestly the only thing i could think of was ‘im one step closer to becoming steve rogers’
 

youtube

because it’s trans day of visibility, i decided to finally make my first video in 14 months (since my last video) and tbh it’s not that bad. maybe i’m getting better at it. also if you have any first hand experience with the gc2b binder i encourage you to tell me all about it. thanks!