Which homestuck artist should YOU fight?
Who wins: toastyhat
Rumors point to her being the avatar, but at LEAST harbors mild pyrokinetic abilities. She knows kendo and has brows that will slay a man. A casual fight will turn into full battle. Think of the destruction. Think of the city. Do not engage the toasty.
Who wins: ???
I mean you could try I guess but you’ll never get far. She’ll bring out the witchcraft of Pale Gamkar fics and it’ll all be over. You’ll end up a drooling, starry-eyed idiot. Only engage if you don’t mind this humiliating outcome.*
Who wins: You
Look at that adorable little floof. If you’re a horrible monster who likes harming adorable floofs, go for it. Savage.
Who wins: You
Fight her. You get to vent, she’ll go down with one hit, and then she’ll adopt you and take you out for ice cream afterwards. It’s the perfect crime.
Who wins: ldefix
They’re an actual raptor. Would you fight a raptor? No. Don’t do it. There’s a whole movie franchise dedicated to why you shouldn’t engage dinosuars.
Who wins: You but HOW DARE YOU???
Do not touch this precious child. No one should ever fight this child bitch I will squash you myself.
Who wins: Roach
Roach gives exactly 0 fucks and will sass you into submission before you even assume your fighting stance, but do it anyway. Fight Roach. It’ll be funny for everyone else.