"I want to be

The song that totally sums you up–

A super-catchy melody that captures the feeling of being infatuated,

An addictive hook

That will have you singing along to everything wonderful about being totally in love.

We can crank up the volume and belt it out,

One song together,

By ourselves,

Up all night.”

Ask and thou shalt receive: Since my Teen Hankgst back-patch wound up getting such a great response on here, I’m cookin’ up some fun-size versions. Glad to know that there’s a whole slew of other folks out there that also dig the magical combination of Hank Hill, puns, and teen angst wrapped up in a stitchy, sequin-y package (because I’m not so sure that Hank himself would be that into it. Bobby would totally be cool with it though).