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When You Wish Upon a Star Chapter Five

*insert quiet screaming because I finally did the thing*

Read it on AO3!

Fic summary: Hajime has no idea how this situation is even possible, but he’s one hundred percent certain that it’s all Oikawa’s fault.

Oikawa blames the aliens.

The Iwaoi body swap fic that this fandom needs, if not the one it deserves.

Chapter summary: In which Hajime and Oikawa each try a new thing.

The One Where Molly Teaches
  • Molly:*teaching*
  • Sherlock & John:*talking loudly*
  • Molly:*annoyed* Um, excuse me? Sherlock? John?
  • Sherlock & John:*stop talking*
  • Molly:I know you're not interested and I said I'd help you after but you can't just interrupt my students *folds her arms* So come on...what was it?
  • John:*blinks* Oh, it's nothing, Molly. We're sorry...
  • Molly:*shaking her head* No, no if it's important enough to discuss while I'm teaching, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
  • John:*mutters under his breath* Well, I'm going home with a note.
  • Sherlock:*rolls his eyes* If you must know, Molly, I was just saying to John how I think you are the most beautiful woman that I've ever seen in my life.
  • Molly:*blushes*
  • Sherlock:*gestures at John* And then you said you thought-
  • John:*rubbing his neck* Angelina Jolie.
  • Sherlock:*nods* Angelina Jolie was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said I have no idea who she is (to John) You seem to like her in-
  • John:Maleficent.
  • Sherlock:-Maleficent. I then said that your beauty is enhanced because you have the brains to match...which escalated into a loud argument.
  • Molly:...
  • Sherlock:*looks around* Then, uh, that's when you started shouting *clears his throat* Sorry to interrupt your, um...students.
  • Molly:...
  • Molly:*smiles* Okay, class dismissed *goes over to them*
  • John:*nudges Sherlock* Looks like you're going home with more than a note.
  • Sherlock:*smiles*

another day, another fan theory that i hate and despise showing up on my dash