swaff

Let me tell you why I love Newspaper…

  • Personally, this last week has been hellish. It’s nice to end the weekend with good food and great people.
  • Large Order of Chicken Carbonara from Buca di Beppo. nbd.
  • SHELTON, Y U NO CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS WIT US?! Fucking bastard.
  • We have so much #swaff it’s crazy!
  • We make up cool words like #swaff.
  • Sometimes, Joao has to go places and can’t tell us about it. We told him to livetweet it instead.
  • We’re all really boss at Secret Santa.
  • Got Lynde that wolf hat.
  • Had her sister, Madelyn, last year.
  • THE FUCKING ERIN HOTCHKISS WAS MY SECRET SANTA!
  • Look at all the amazing stuffs she got me.
  • A gift card to Fat Straws (nomz) and a gift card for iTunes and Heath Bars (I already ate one) and Almond Joys!
  • WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THESE GIFTS?!
  • Shout out to our Editor-in-Chief Erin! I love it all! AND I used that fancy app you told me about.
  • Of course, she can’t see this because she doesn’t follow me.
  • Gonna tweet her dis shit instead.

And that concludes Matthew’s Bullet List of Newspaper Frandship.

So I check my email and get a notification that an interview (had just sent an app to company) will be set the same day. Initial reaction, panic status. No clothes prepped, no hair did, nothing is set. Do I skip this email or rush it and improvise. Something I ask myself. Want to know the answer?

I can’t give this answer because I don’t even know it. It was a damn dream. Woke up all stressed. I mean really, mind? You got to mess with my emotions and play some games. Unbelievable. Gladly, this didn’t ruin a nice day. 

Swaff, SON!