JAMES, I'm SORRY...that we couldn't go ALL THE WAY, but WHEN I GET PAID, I'll BE THERE. I don't want MR. WONDERFUL to BEND OR BREAK my TEENAGE HEART, but you're UNDERCOVER, so you can DO IT 2 ME, even when it's NOT MY BIRTHDAY, and we can just BLAME IT ON SEPTEMBER..

Every A DUBBER will reblog this and know what it means(;
(; made with love

I’ve been sick all week and all I do is barf, sleep and watch the Maury show so my friend, Kaitlin, has been sending me little text messages to cheer me up. Like:

  • What’s that frog doing on that bridge? Kermitting suicide!
  • that awkward moment when Kristen Steward shows emotion.
  • Were you born in a hospital? ‘Cause that’s where most accidents happen!
  • Sluts should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped, and then they get dumped. 
  • Being popular on facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. 
  • Volleyball is just a more intense game of don’t let the balloon hit the floor. 
  • Dear microwave, why is my food cold but my plate hot? Sincerely, everyone. 
  • I don’t fear 2012, I fear my favorite bands breaking up. 
That depressing moment when the blog I made with my friend TODAY at 3:30 already has 175 followers and it's only 8 hours old. But yet my blog I've had for 5 months only has 124. It makes me so sad and I can't even believe this...I'm so proud for my other blog but it just pisses me off...):


texting Kaitlin last night
  • Kaitlin:Are there only 21 letters in the alphabet?
  • Me:No, there are 26 letters in the alphabet, stupid.
  • Kaitlin:Oh yeah, lol, sorry. I forgot u, r, a, q, t hahaha lol #winning. I'm awesome.
  • Me:Sometimes I wonder about you.
  • Kaitlin:Were you born on a highway?
  • Me:No~ What the balls, Kaitlin, I was born in a hospital! Are you high?
  • Kaitlin:Because that's where most accidents happen! ohhhhh son. You just got served!