super trivial complaint

I’m so sick of people “mouthing” things at one another in fiction

Unless a character is trained in lip reading, I don’t believe they can understand “All attempts to assisinate the princess failed, we’ll reconvene in forty five minutes”

from across a crowded room



"You were like a lightbulb that was just supsended in midair. That’s what you look like. You just meet this guy and you go, hey there’s no wires holding this lightbulb up and there’s no electricity to light it up. How is this floating? Oh that’s Jimmy Fallon. He’s just excited to be here." 

jerry seinfeld, on ‘comedians in cars getting coffee’