Happy Mother's Day, Mom! Thanks for making sure our shirts always matched our shorts, that our double fanny packs were always safely secured on our hips, and that we didn't stand directly in the canon's line of fire.

P.S. That little tuft of bangs pulled through the hole of the backwards Chicago Bears hat? That was a CRITICAL part of the look I was going for.

P.P.S. Why yes that is an Ice Capades fanny pack, how very observant of you!

P.P.P.S. (The orange one is the Ice Capades one. Just in case you were confused. Because I am wearing two fanny packs.)