to summon paul mccartney you must:

  1. grow a mullet
  2. paint your toenails 10 different colors
  3. surround yourself with meat-free food
  4. write “paul is perfect” with your left hand
  5. sing “yesterday” until the time you started was yesterday (or until you pass out)
  6. raise your eyebrows
  7. say “y'know”

then paul mccartney will appear