I went to Whole Foods today in my stupid cute sun dress and Rainbow flip flops and bought my stupid organic groceries with my stupid preppy purse, and then I sat in a bar with friends and drank summer craft beer and talked about food deserts and yoga. Then I called and canceled my stupid cross fit class because I wasn’t going to sober up before class, but then a few hours later I went to the stupid gym in my building and watched a show on my iPhone with my HBO Now subscription as I ran on the treadmill. Then I brushed my teeth with my electric toothbrush
You do not understand the level of eye rolling and self hate I feel as I write out my day. WHEN DID I TURN INTO THIS. WHO LET ME TURN INTO THIS.