summer beer

I've turned into my worst nightmare

I went to Whole Foods today in my stupid cute sun dress and Rainbow flip flops and bought my stupid organic groceries with my stupid preppy purse, and then I sat in a bar with friends and drank summer craft beer and talked about food deserts and yoga. Then I called and canceled my stupid cross fit class because I wasn’t going to sober up before class, but then a few hours later I went to the stupid gym in my building and watched a show on my iPhone with my HBO Now subscription as I ran on the treadmill. Then I brushed my teeth with my electric toothbrush

You do not understand the level of eye rolling and self hate I feel as I write out my day. WHEN DID I TURN INTO THIS. WHO LET ME TURN INTO THIS.


Brew City Safari: Milwaukee River and Estabrook Beer Garden After Party

June 14th 1 pm- 4 pm

Kick off summer properly with a beer and street art infused romp along the Milwaukee River. This tried and true hike will begin at Estabrook Park and take us all the way down to North Avenue with a break at the east side Urban Ecology Center. Post-hike drinks are encouraged at the Estabrook Beer Garden afterwards.

Pets are welcome. Free to all.

Estimated distance: 7 miles

Meetup will be at the Estabrook Park Beer Garden at 1 pm

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