summer

  • Help lifeguards do their jobs by letting them know in advance if you plan to drown that day
  • Avoid feeding seagulls less than half an hour before they get into the water
  • Remember that you are responsible for disposing of any garbage that bumps into you while in the ocean
  • Shout “Heads up!” in the half-second before your Frisbee corkscrews into a crowd of sunbathers

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