[Totally Confirmed] While Suho, Sehun and Tao were in China over their vacation, they were followed by yet another tabloid, based out of Madagascar, who reported some shocking information. At one point, they apparently drank some orange juice from a restaurant that also serves beer, so they obviously are all alcoholics. They went on to report that Suho asked the waiter for a refill, which was brought to him by a female waitress, who is now questioned to be Suho's lover, due to their 3-second interaction, when he said "Thank you." Furthermore, the boys' promiscuous vacation was caught on camera yet again, when Tao sat on the edge of the dock, with his feet in the water, watching Sehun jet-ski. Tao obviously didn't realize he was being so obvious. This very reliable tabloid is stating that Tao obviously has a deep love for the water and is aspiring to be a merman, as it were. This scandalous tabloid report could be detrimental to EXO's careers. But on the bright side, at least we all know the truth.

Source: 인어 주간 잡지

Exo reaction when they have to borrow money from you

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Sehun: Y/N:If you want money maybe you should do something for me in return.

How about no.

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Kai: So I was wondering……if you..could you know……borrow me some money…

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Kyungsoo:*steps on his own pride*How did I become like this?

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Tao:*brings out the aegyo taozi*

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Y/N:That won’t work on me, I’m not Kris.

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Chanyeol: Do I really need to say it out loud?why are you doing this to me girl?

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Chen: Fuck this shit, I’ve done worst things than this. Let’s do it.

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Baekhyun: Wait are you really giving me the money without making me do anything in return?

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Lay: You know how much I love you right?

 Y/N: What do you want this time?

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Suho: Do you remember all of those times when you used my card? *hand him your card without a single word*  Thanks sweety.

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Kris: *when you start to make fun of him* I hope you get eat by a crocodile

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Luhan: So what do you say, do we have a deal? you give me money and I do the dishes for a week

Y/N:Boy you really need that money if you’re willing to do the dishes.

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Xiumin: Trust me baby the reward will be all worth it.

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JEALOUS EXO:

EXO 10th reaction

“Hello~! May I please have an EXO reaction to watching a movie their gf is in and they’re impressed with her acting but a little bit jealous because there was a scene where she is showing affection (hugging, kissing, etc) to another guy? Sorry if it’s too long! Thank you in advance!!!”

Here you are sorry for the late post.

Sehun:

It’s just work so:

 

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Kai:

 tries to control his feelings…: it’s ok jongina…it’s only work…”

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Tao:

I’m still better than him…

 

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D.O.

Tries to compliment your work and hide his feelings: hahaha nice job babe…*fu++ it*

 

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Chanyeol:

 Why didn’t  u tell me there was so much skinship in this film?? *suspicious Channie*

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Baekhyun:

 Babe…it seems quite real…should I bother? 

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Chen:

mmmm…and there’s a bed scene as well….lovely…and tell me, when were you telling me about that? 

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Lay:

*doesn’t get angry at you though, he just doesn’t want to see it*

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 Suho:

Ft. Chanyeol. Doesn’t believe you didn’t warn him about that kiss scene:

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Kris:

Understands it’s work so he keeps his feelings to himself…

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 Luhan:

well….all said: 

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 Xiumin:

mumbling to himself…well it’s work so I guess it’s ok…

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EXO Sanya Incident (Sehun, Suho and Tao) Trans

I will never be a sasaeng fan again, and will only speak of this experience once. (link to original article)
September 16, 2014 17:48
[trans by sehuhuhufan-blogging, and tokyo-banana]

Just now, a good friend of mine messaged me saying that something had happened, and told me to look it up — it was about EXO being chased by paparazzi in Sanya. Knowing that I had just been there, she asked me if I knew anything about what happened at the scene. I was actually too scared to tell her that I had indeed been there, and that it was a nightmare from beginning to end.

That was my one and only time being a sasaeng, and I would like to explain my experience and its consequences thoroughly, or else I am afraid people will say “I deserved it”…

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therealprincessv said:

Saraah :D Just joined tumblr, but I lav yo blog already <3 EXO reaction to saying trolling them by saying "Oh no sweetheart you look amazing... but we all know I look better." PS I SAID THIS ALREADY BUT YOUR BLOG IS PERF YEHET OHORAT :*

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/high fives all around

FINALLY FINSHED THIS THING. I was stumped on some of these for a bit haha. Anyhow you’re adorable so I followed you~

Xiumin:

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Luhan: “Yo, Just let me be self confident for once, babe.” /offended

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Kris:

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Tao: “Rude”

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Chen: /sarcastic clapping “OK, congrats. But my time to shine.”

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Lay: /perfect boyfriend mode activated “Of course you do, sweetie. You look incredible…amazing.”

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Baekhyun: *dramatically stands up* “I’m calling bullshit. I’m the 10 in this relationship”

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y/n: “Baek, sit your ass down”

"Fine"

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Chanyeol: “Y/N, that hurt my feelings.”

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Suho: *puppy dog eyes*

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Y/n: “Yah, stop that. You are cute too”

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Sehun:

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Kai: “Yes, I know. This is why I date you.”

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D.O: “You may be beautiful but can you do this.”

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EXO's reaction when the see their girlfriends scene with another guy in her kdrama

lulusgull said: How would EXO react when they’re watching their girlfriends kdrama and a scene where her character and the male lead comes on?

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Suho: “I can’t watch”

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Baekhyun:

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Lay: “wae?”

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D.O: *starts thinking of a way to make him quietly disappear*

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Chanyeol: *not impressed*

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Xiumin: *to the guy*

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Chen: *before watching it*

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*after watching it*

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Luhan: *jumps over everything to turn it off*

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Yifan: “That is not ok”

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Tao:

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 Sehun: *thinks to himself* It’s ok, you can get through this

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Kai: That’s cool, i’ll just stand over here with my sexy self

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