dayruiner asked:


  • Why I like them

my love…… my love………..

  • Why I don’t

why’d his ex (girlfriend/wife) break up w him? maybe she had a valid reason

also he wanted to go to a strip club that one time :/

  • Favorite episode (scene if movie)

the lepidopterists

  • Favorite line

"i’ll spare his life, but only for you, sugarpants"

(i actually had one for this one… that was my blog title for like… a year??)

  • Favorite outfit

god that like. nasty windbreaker when they were trying to recruit henchmen. i love it

  • OTP

we’re soulmates

  • Brotp

him and gary obv

  • Head Canon

would have liked one direction but would have kept it on the down low until he found out gary liked it, then would have made fun of gary until gary caught him mouthing every word and would have been like YOU FUCKING LIAR and then they would get really drunk and sing every song together’

i think i just wrote a mini fanfic

  • Unpopular opinion

we’re soulmates

  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen


  • My nickname for them

he never got a name even in canon so HOW CAN I GIVE HIM A NICKNAME