happyau! where bilbo’s about to begin his return trip to the shire and thorin’s finally fessed up the courage to ask him to stay in erebor
but being the awkward lump he is would then he’d probably go on a three hour long tirade like “mr. baggins you have helped us much during this quest good burglary good thieving you are a good burglar and may i ask well it’s only a suggestion just a suggestion obviously you will not be pressured into this or have any obligation hitherto to fulfil this request but would you perhaps consider—” and by this time bilbo’s totally tuned out and thorin is running out of time so he blows his cool and just goes
"BURGLAR MARRY ME"
and bilbo’s just, “okay thorin that’s grea- WHAT”