thebloody-wolf asked:

SubaruXAyato (Someone please stab me for this (;▽;))

  • Who’s the messiest one: Ayato of course, no one is messier, then this chaotic child. Not even Subaru. Omg… this ship would be an apocalypse I guess.. xD
  • Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: SUBARUUUU This tsundere guy! Ayato would all be all like “Haha, you like how they all watch us, right? They will all see that you belong to me” and Subaru goes all blushing like a tomato “I-It’s not that I would like that you idiot! You’re so annoying, just shut the fuck up!” and then they have a huge fight and punch each other, because they both are little rebels. xD
  • Who’s the funniest drunk: Since I don’t know Subaru, let’s say that Ayato with his ninja obsession is just too funny I CAN’T BREATHE XD
  • Who texts the most: Hmm.. Subaru the loner boy wouldn’t text much I guess, so heeey there is still Ayato, the clingy child who wants attention. So he kinda would write something like “You haven’t told yours truly today how awesome he is,” and would write something, Subaru would just think “Oh Gawd, I should destroy his fucking phone. Why am I even with this huge idiot? I should just punch his face if I see him” xD
  • Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Well, Ayato is out of this round with rock music. But I still have this imagination about Subaru and a love rock CD he hides in his coffin, well.. I can imagine how this would end up. *Ayato breaks out in loud laughter* “What the hell is this, Subaru?! AHAHAH” And Subarus cheeks would glow like overripe tomatos. He would be so embarrassed and punch the shit out of his room and Ayato too and they would start to fight again and Ayato would tease him sooo badly xDDDD
  • Who reads the most: They’re both not huges fans of reading I guess. Ayato just read to much in his past, that I think the only books he would read are picture books XD
  • Who’s better with kids: Awww I think it’s gonna be Ayato. He is a childish dork and if he would leave his grumpyness and everything away, kids would have so much fun with him haha xD
  • Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: You got the two destroyer of the family here. NO WAY that they will ever FIX something. NEVER EVER XD
  • Who’s got the weirdest hobby: I think it’s Subaru. Meditating in his coffin is more weird then playing basketball xD
  • Who cooks and who cleans up: Can someone of them even cook? I think the kitchen would rise in flames by both of them trying to cook. Or even more worse, if they try to cook together. “You idiot, not that much sugar OOOOI! In the books stays that you should only put 200 mg in it!” “I don’t care what is said in stupid books! It will be more delicous like that! Now shut up, everything ore-sama does is perfect!” Or something like “And now for thirty minutes on 200C°…” “Fuck this, this takes too long! Ore-sama wants to eat now! So we can just do it on 320C° on ten minutes!” “But in the-” “Fuck the book! Those receipt is shit! Looks like something a stupid like interi-yarou could’ve written!”

bloodybutterflie asked:

LaitoxSubaru //huehuehue

  • Who’s the messiest one: Subaru I guess? I mean, I can’t imagine him cleaning his room by himself.  And look at his ripped shirt. BUY A NEW ONE SUBARU. *coughs* It’s not like you look sexy and dangerous with it *coughs*
  • Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: SUBARUUUU! He is a frickin cute tsundere guy who blushes easily~ And Laito is a pervert who would get turned on by bringing Subaru in those situations.
  • Who’s the funniest drunk: Sadly Subabu didn’t drunk anything from the vampire juice, so that he didn’t got drunk ;A; So we only know how Laito is, so it has to be him..
  • Who texts the most: Laito I think. Subaru is a loner and kinda wouldn’t know what to write, because it would sound stupid or he would only embarrass himself. He wouldn’t even have a phone I think, because he would easily destroy the thing or he gets confused by it. But Laito would tease him via message and makes him blush and wants to sexting, since c’mon; it’s Laito. Dirty here, dirty there, dirty frickin everywhere. He would sned subaru lots of messages to tease him and make him blush more and more, while Subaru just says him to shut the fuck up, stop to message and annoy him, and he would threaten Laito to block him, but Laito would provocate and they would go on and on til Subaru throws the phone against the wall xDDD
  • Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: I can imagine that Subaru listens to hardrock, punk rock, or maybe heavy metal, metalcore? Or he secretly had some sweet lovedovey shit, which he hides in his coffin. Some loverock you know? HAHAHA Laito would tease and humiliate him so badly, personally, in front of the others and in school ahahahah, he would play it from this one room, that the whole school could hear that music through the speakers and then he says something like “Because you wanted it Subaru”. OMG, this poor boy. And we won’t know which of one is the poor guy in the end xDD
  • Who reads the most: Laito~ I don’t think that Subaru has a huge interest in reading, it’s more lame and boring for him.
  • Who’s better with kids: Omg, I mean, Subarus dere side would be sooo great with kids, He would be such a cutetootie. But because he is tsundere, the kids maybe become scared of him. And he wouldn’t want to go near the children, because he thinks of himself as a monster and that playing with the kids would maybe be something bad.
  • Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Ohmygod. Subaru is the one who constantely destroys the house, so Laito would have to fix it, if they both would live alone. Poor Laito has to fix a lot for sure. Other things to fix at the house,.. maybe Subaru would do a lot, because he can use his strong points like his strength like that?
  • Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Meditation in coffin vs. crosswordpuzzles and sex, hmm… I think the meditation one isn’t that weird. Solving crossowrd puzzles is more weird, and making sex a hobby is the weirdest.
  • Who cooks and who cleans up: I think Subaru is lost in the kitchen. “What was… how shall I… what next…” and in the end the kitchen burns down. And he tried so hard ;A; So I guess it would be Laito here who would cook and clean up, since there’s no one else xD