stupidasks

And this is the reason why I never do these types of asks because I give my opinion about their blogs, and then I lose so many followers. If you send me an ask to have your blog rated and commented on don’t be upset when I say something you didn’t like. I’m sorry! I tend to give good comments about everyone’s but it bugs me that people still get mad over it. Okay rant over. :)

Opinions..

I see some of the people that I follow get really critical and stupid comments in their ask box. Tumblr is a blog network that should be a vehicle for expressing yourself and your individual likes. When you allow others to dictate the content with their stupid ass comments it becomes less unique and more like work. Tumblrs… Just post what you want, when you want to and forget about how many followers you have.

Tumblr and Social Media are a lot like life. If you let people bully and peer pressure you into doing and saying things that change you or make you uncomfortable, then you’ve lost.

Be yourselves, post what you want.. If people object they can always unfollow.

I’ve lived long enough to know that someone’s opinion of me might make me give pause or maybe think if what I’ve said or done was wrong, but it sure as hell is not going to make me change my fundamental tastes to appease them.

Be yourselves people! Post away!

End of rant..

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LONG STORY FuCKING SHORT: I LOVE HAVING SCISSORS LODGED IN MY SKuLL.

anonymous asked:

TT: You got to be kidding me,an ask blog?you always said you were busy but with this?hahaha.

WELL. YOu AIN’T DIRK. SO I’M GONNA JuST. ASSuME. THAT “TT” STANDS FOR “TITTOuCHER”. AND I AM GONNA DIRECT YOu TO SOME TITS. CAuSE I AIN’T GOT ANY. AND NEITHER DOES *SHE*. (DO YOu HEAR THAT *SISTER*? YOu’RE SO DAMN uSELESS I CAN’T EVEN OFFER YOu uP ON THE BuTCHER’S BLOCK. LIKE SOME KIND OF TWISTED FLESHBAG AuCTION. WHERE THE TWIT WITH THE MOST BOONBuCKS GETS TO FONDLE HIMSELF uP SOME MEATYSACKS.) SO WHY DON’T YOu TRY. THE DRuNK ONE. BuSTY LALONDE.

ALSO. I AM IN FACT A BuSY GuY. SAW DOESN’T WATCH ITSELF.

OH. TROLL JOHN KRAMER. I AM BuFFING MY POLES TO YOu TONIGHT.

anonymous asked:

What does "tumut" even mean??? >:?

LET ME. FuCKING EDuCATE YOu. YOu IGNORANT DOuCHENOZZLE.

tUMUt IS THE DOuBLE DEuCE. THE uLTIMATE FuCK YOu. TWO FINGERS RAISED HIGH IN THE AIR. LIKE MAJESTIC SCEPTERS OF HOLY FuCKERY. FuELED BY MY uTTER DISGuST. HATRED. AND uNCONTROLLABLE RAGE. I’M SO GLAD YOu ASKED BECAuSE  HERE’S A NICE. BIG. FAT ONE FOR YOu.

BuT. I CAN BREAK THAT SHIT DOWN FOR YOu. IF YOu’RE NOT FEELING IT.

t <– MY FuCKING HAND.
u <– MY EYE.
m <– MY TEETH.
u <– THAT SECOND OCuLAR. FOR SuPERIOR DEPTH PERCEPTION.
t <– THE OTHER HAND. DOuBLE THE FuCK YOu FuN.

I CAN MAKE IT. DO OTHER THINGS. THOuGH. BuT ONLY IF. I PARTICuLARLY LIKE YOu.

I OFTEN.

u///m///u

AT. DIRK.

OR.

umu/<3

ONE TIME.

I GAVE HIM.

A HEART.

I SHOVED IT DOWN HIS FuCKING THROAT.