stupid-dentist

Explain yourself, Christoph.

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Why the hell does Django have to be there at all? Schultz goes into Candie’s home pretending to be Django’s boss anyway. Why couldn’t he have just gone in alone and explained that he heard there was a slave who spoke German here (this was their excuse for being interested in Broomhilda in the actual movie, remember) and that he could use help translating some of the finer nuances of his enemy’s pleas for mercy?

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Turns out I'm NOT getting my wisdom teeth pulled today

So, as we were making our way to the place for my ‘surgery’ my mom’s car’s battery starts acting weird. The dials on the dashboard start going back and forth like windshield wipers, the 'check engine’ light turns on, all sorts of stuff starts going wrong. So we carefully drive the rest of the way to the place (it’s too far to walk to) and, once we get there, sit down in the waiting room as my mom calls my dad for him to come pick us up after my 'operation’ is done, so we can have my mom’s car towed. They call me into the room, ask me if I took my pills, and when I told them that I took them with Crystal Light they canceled the procedure! They kept telling us that it was a risk for me to have consumed a 'fruit juice with sugar in it’, but the dummies wouldn’t listen to us telling them that Crystal Light doesn’t have sugar. So they re-scheduled me for tomorrow morning, and I basically went the entire morning without eating or drinking anything for nothing! That’s dangerous for me because I’ve had SVT in the past (that’s when your heart goes irregularly fast) and you know what triggers it? Dehydration! Stupid dummies at the stupid dentist *grumble, grumble*.

Though I can’t help but feel that this was the universe’s way of telling me that I shouldn’t have gotten my teeth pulled today. First the car breaks down, and then they give us some bogus reason as to canceling the procedure. Not to mention that tomorrow I’m going to a hospital instead to get the 'operation’ done. I have a bad feeling that this is a sign that something bad is going to happen to me during the 'surgery’.

see when i was 9 i had super bad toothache but i was in Sydney and like i refused to go to dentist i didn’t know but my mum and dad forced me and that dentist said if i let him take my tooth i’d get a present that son of a bitch took my tooth and i’m now 20 and present-less so my goal is to find him and take that present i waited 11 years for.