reasons not to start a conversation with me: i’m the worst
whoops i'm being rude to people again sorry about thati just haaaate small taaaaaaaaalkone of the downsides of being an introvertTALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER IS A WASTE OF TIME WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME PLEASE FILL OUT THIS CONVERSATIONAL FORM THANK YOU GOOD DAYso if you're one of the many people who send me 'hi' messages i'm promise i'm not ignoring you because i hate youi'm ignoring you because i will explode if i try to hold 408306 conversations at onceespecially via fanmail / asks*barfs*protips for conversating with me: start your messages with specifics'hey how about that recent event on something we are mutually interested in???'specific question about something you mentioned!''amusing ancedote about something i've seen you're intested in!''question of if we share this same interest!!!'but the how are you and how has you day and hey what are you doing questoins just stress me outbecause my answer is always the same'good good nothing much'