1. What house will you be in?
tests tell me slytherin all the time but. i hate slytherin. all slytherins are assholes. ‘not all slythe-’ yes. yes all.
2. If the sorting hat was on you and it said you’d be great in a house you didn’t consider before, will you follow his advice or choose what house you want?
3. What kind of animal would you bring to school?
and owl duh how else will you send mail
4. If you were in class, where would you normally sit?
in the back of the back of the back of the back
5. What do you think you’ll be doing right now?
6. What’s the core of your wand?
i think my pottermore one had unicorn hair?
7. Do you think you’ll be part of the quidditch team?
duh im a keeper
8. Will you be part of any organization???
organization of what
9. Will you go home during holidays?
10. Do you think you’ll have friends from other houses?
of course i will i’m not that much of a house pride freak
11. What will you pack for school?
uuuhhhh phones and laptops don’t work do they
12. How about when going home for holidays, what will you bring home?
fucking living frog candy
13. Would you consider studying in another wizarding school?
i do like the beauxbatons uniform
14. Do you think you’ll be a prefect or head girl/boy?
nonono not ready for that responsibility
15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?
a very confused muggleborn
16. Will you be related to any wizarding family?
17. Will you be a student who gets into trouble a lot?
man i got into wizard high school i aint screwin that up
18. Do you think you’ll get a lot of detention? For what reason/s?
see previous question
19. On hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to?
zonko’s joke shop. and stay there 5ever.
20. Will you be supportive of your house’s quidditch team?
if i’m not in there i probably won’t care ahaha
21. Will you read Hogwarts:
i’d try, get bored, stop reading
22. Do you think you’ll get a lot of letters from home? How frequent do you think you’ll get them?
i’ll get spammed with letters and forget to send any
23. Will you subscribe to the daily prophet or the quibbler or other wizarding world media?
nope i’d just read over someone elses shoulder
24. Which part of the castle will be your favorite?
25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed’s curtains be drawn or closed?
closed ew dont look at me
26. If the team your house played against wins, do you think you’ll be bitter towards the other team after the game?
nahh unless they beat me
27. Do you think you’ll be a fan of wizard music?
it’s probably pretty lame
28. Will you be curious enough to try and explore the whole castle, even if you know you can get in trouble for visiting some parts of it?
WIZARD HIGH SCHOOL. NOT SCREWING UP.
29. How frequent will your visits to the library be?
i’d probably hide from people in there
30. If someone was to form an organization similar to dumbledore’s army, will you join?
depends on the cause
31. If you were to get detention, what task would you prefer? Would you want to scrub cauldrons or clean trophies or sort through unlabeled books or…?
sort through unlabeled books bc u get to see weird wizard books
32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?
transfiguration sounds like something i’d suck at
charms sounds like something i wouldnt suck at
33. How about in your n.e.w.t.s?
like eh, same?
34. If you were a pure-blood, would you take interest in reading muggle literature?
if i came across it maybe
35. At what time do you think you’ll go to bed on weekdays?
36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer?
butterbeer sounds absolutely fucking delicious
37. What wizard snack would be your favorite? Or which one would you like to try?
THE MOVING CHOCO FROG
38. Will you collect chocolate frog cards?
i’d prolly lose them all the time
39. Will you keep track of which flavor of beans you already tried?
I WOULDNT DARE EAT ONE
40. What quidditch team (excluding hogwarts houses) will you support?
i won’t care lol
41. What classes will you take for n.e.w.t.s?
aside from the core crap probably divination and study of ancient runes
42. What will your boggart be?
a really gross nasty zombie
43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?
the three broomsticks fuckduh
44. If you are of age, will you try to enter the triwizard tournament if they ever host one again?
AHAHAHA NO PEOPLE DIE IN THAT SHIT
45. What do you think happens during graduation?
ppl throw their wizard hats in the air
46. Will you see the thestrals carrying the carriages?
47. If you were invited to join the slug club, will you accept the invitation?
48. Will you consider becoming a professor in hogwarts after school?
no that school is a mess
49. What would your patronus be?
like eh, a horse?
50. What memory will you think of when making a patronus?
can’t really think of anything super duper fluper happy
51. What year are you suppose to be in right now?
um sixth i think