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So according to Ubisoft that’s how a 17-year-old looks like…

And what’s even more funny… That’s how a 16-year-old looks like :/

OMFG GUYS SO I WORK IN AN OFFICE SUPPLY STORE IN DOWNTOWN L.A. AND MOTHERFUCKIN JAMES DEEN COMES WALKING IN TO BUY AN SD CARD OMG HE’S SO MUCH HOTTER IN REAL LIFE AHHHH I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM BUT HOW COULD I SAY THAT I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM A FREAKIN BDSM VIDEO

Smut For All My Little Pervs~

Office ChristeningH-senseiA Special GiftA Steamy SoakBathroomSex! What’s that spell!DesireDirty DiscoveriesHis ChoiceHot NightsIn The CarLast Day in the OfficeLevretteNinja SeductionReveriesSecret SeneradeStrangerThe Best Present of AllTHE MORNING AFTERThe NoteFireworksTheater TheatricsThrough the windowTogether (Really Long, 33 Chapters), Uchiha Sakura (17 Chapters), Venomイチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics

Why did I make this?: This is one of the most asked for things under the SasuSaku Tag, so I felt like doing a good deed~ I’ll do another couple tomorrow..

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[This post is probably pointless to anyone other than myself.]

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It’s been quite a while since I haven’t written anything like this on here. 
Been a while since I reminded myself how much you mean to me and how much you’ve meant to me for the past… 12 months.

12 months ago I happend to stumble upon your voice -and literally your voice only- as I listened to a song titled “Because” without knowing who that beautiful angel-like voice belonged to.
“Paradise” made me realize who that alluring voice belonged to, and made me fall in love with your physical appearance aswell.

It’s strange.
Never believed in love at first sight/ listen but now, one year later, I must admit that you completely had that effect on me. Effect that has lasted for so long and will last for a long time in the future.

Because you helped me overcome one of the hardest moments in my life in which my ex-boyfriend left me feeling alone and wanting to die.

Today I woke up wishing you were lying down beside me, eager to spend this “anniversary” together.
I’ve said this many times and I’ll say it again; I will never regret loving you this much, because loving you makes me so extremely happy, you can’t even imagine, baby.
The things I’ve written on POI, plus the huge amount of things I’ve written here, as different as the content may be, are all material proof of how much you mean to me. 

Words can never fully express what goes through my mind everytime I hear your voice, or see your smile, but I’ll keep on trying to write things that somehow manage to express such feelings, even if they will never be 100% accurate.

Going through my blog, I’ve seen posts I wrote about him a year ago, and I must say that my feelings have matured, but more than changed I’d rather say… evolved into something stronger and everlasting.

This post is pointless, but like I’ve said before, this blog is my diary, mostly dedicated to what I feel in general and what you make me feel, in particular.

Hopefully one year from now, I’ll be able to read this and smile at the thought of how much you mean to me.
Because you’ll always mean this much to me.
No other is capable of making me cry, making my heart ache, making me shiver at the sound of his voice… make me feel overwhelmed at the happiness his existence causes me.

I love you.
→ Happy “anniversary”, sweetie.

Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #46
  • Thor:You betray me, and I will kill you.
  • Loki:Ehehehe
  • Sif:Betray him, and I'll kill you.
  • Loki:Ehehehe
  • Volstagg:If you even *think* about betraying him...
  • Loki:Ehehehe
  • Fandral:If you betray him, I will *so* sleep with you and never call you back.
  • Loki:
  • Fandral:Er... And I'll kill you.

anonymous asked:

13!! *begs on my knees and someone else's* and 43 if you like pina colada :3

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"that’s a fucking joke, right?" sakura grabbed the book on the side table and threw it at naruto before bringing her arm back under the warmth of the duvet draped over her shoulders. "you’re disgusting."

naruto shrugged. “more like i’m a genius.”

"you’re a dirty perv that wants to exploit his best friends."

"i said you’d get 30% of the earnings!"

"still a perv!"

"and it kills two birds with one stone, at that," naruto reasons. "we can make some money with the porno—"

"ugh, naruto!"

"—and you can keep each other warm!” 

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anonymous asked:

Somewhat of a naughty bit headcannon if your interested. Cyrus prefers womens underware 'becuse there comfy and easy to wear' and he finds it completely normal, while gio finds out and gets flustered like a mad man. Studders and all. Oh and good nigt

(At first I was like…but…boxers are way more comfortable than most women’s underwear. But then I thought about it a bit more, tried thinking how I assume Cyrus would think….and came up with this…also if he would ever wear that, he’d have to go with nylon stockings too…just saying)


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