I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again if you really need me to, Thomas: you shine brighter than the sun and all the stars of the universe combined.
However it’s not necessary for you to do it in the FUCKING LITERAL SENSE.
I’m bloody blinded by all that fucking neon and reflecting thing you are wearing.
I know safety comes first and all that, and when you’re running at night, you have to be visible. But WITH YOUR FUCKING PERFECT FACE AND THAT SHITTING GRIN YOU’VE GOT GOING ON YOU ALREADY SHINE ENOUGH! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU NEED TO WEAR THAT ATROCIOUS THING AND BREAK YOUR PERFECT MONOCHROMATIC TENDENCIES.
I WAS ALREADY OVARY-LESS. I AM NOW ALSO BLIND. FUCK YOU, SIR. FUCK YOU.