im such a boring stick in the mud.
i was the crazy, have fun, drinking toilet water, run around in a wrestler outfit screaming nacho libre, wear underwear over my pants in public all day kind of girl and now what am i … watch fuckin movies on netflix everyday with friends.. wth happened! what happened to those days.. funny memories that i could talk about to everyone.. IM NOT EVEN AS FUNNY ANYMORE ! now that is scary! i can barely do my chinese lady REGGIE impression. why why why why… im getting old and now im too effin serious ! you know what on my birthday im gonna go crazy and do everything i used to do before i got hit with a dull and boring ray ! dfgkjhgfgjk i dont even want to party ! i want to party like cake and a jumper with my elmo party hat and do face painting and and yknow think boys have cooties ! none of this jersey shore shit and drinking and smoking and boys with sticks on their body !? like wtf is that thing ! its not normal -.-
anyyyways enough of my rant … im old.. so join me in my young affair montage on my bday . k peace out yo (: