The signs decided recently that for the first holiday of the year they’d go to Capricorn’s beach house and soak in the rays. They ran into a bit of trouble however, early into their plans, let’s see how everything unfolded….
Gemini: I can’t BELIEVE the holidays are already here! It seems like only yesterday I was buckling down into hard school work.
Cancer: Gemini, please, your idea of school work is finishing first weeks homework before the end of term.
Taurus: We had homework?
Sagittarius: Ah yes, this is perfect Cappie, I love the views you have at this place, amazing
Capricorn: It took a while to save up for, yes I agree—
Leo: No need to fear I’m hereeeeeee
Aries: I brought the boozzeeeeeee
Virgo: I brought sunscreen! Make sure you apply it to every square centimetre of—
Taurus: Virgo chill man, we’re here to soak in the sun rays not deflect them
Aquarius: I’m here mainly to, uh, ‘observe’ bikini clad women on the beach
(That is assuming that Aquarius is indeed a straight man or a homosexual woman, or really any sexuality tbh)
Pisces: I’m just going to sit over there and read this book, yeah guys, yeah? Ok sweet…
Scorpio: Everyone please leave me alone, I will be studying the nearby rock pools in solitude.
Aries: But the boozeeeeee
Scorpio: eh, maybe one…
*The signs get drunk and gather round the campfire* *yes I know I just randomly introduced a campfire, deal with it*
Gemini: Omg guuuuyyyys, I loveeee yoouuuuuu allllll
Capricorn: I feel vaguely as if someone is missing….
Leo: I know right, I’m pretty sure there’s another one as sexy as me in this group….
Virgo: OHMYGOD we left Libra at home asleep!
*several miles away*
Libra: fuck my life
To be continued….