Aries: The angry bitch, the boss and want to fight everyone.
Taurus: Lazy ass motherfucker, eats everything all the time.
Gemini: The lying two faced bitch, can’t stop talking , ain’t a loyal bitch.
Cancer: the crying motherfucking baby, dramatic and the mom.
Leo: the self centered bitch, always want to be the leader and can’t stop looking in the mirror because they are to damn hot.
Virgo: the perfectionist little bitch, they act like they are perfect little fucks.
Libra: the little bitch that always want to please everyone, so fucking judgmental too.
Scorpio: Too fucking sexual pervert, literally can’t stop thinking about sex.
Sagittarius: Fucking bitch who can’t commit to someone, and they think they are so fucking funny.
Capricorn: heartless motherfuckers, gold-diggers can’t stop thinking about money.
Aquarius: Weird as fuck, hipster, too emotionally detached.
Pisces: Where tf do they think they live? In narnia?
Always in a different dimension, like bitch do you see Peter Pan ?