It’s national heart shape day and for the first time, my hands are holding a hard copy of my memoir.

These advance copies for press and reviewers were scheduled to ship to me tomorrow.

From the West Coast.

The books arrived today.

In life, Alberto scoffed at Valentine’s Day, but this well-timed delivery has me thinking his disdain didn’t quite translate in death.

Hey, Tumblr: Look who made Dallas happen!

Y O U!

What: In-store reading/signing of Splitting the Difference: A Heart-Shaped Memoir

Where: Lucky Dog Books, 633 W. Davis Street, Dallas, TX, (214) 941-2665

When: 7pm on March 16, 2013

Event tags: #tredoesdallas @luckydogbooks #heartshapedmemoir @tremillernyc

Deets: In-store purchase not necessary for signing. (If you pre-ordered the book, bring it!) At the event, books will be $20 (cash only) and IRL hugs are freeeeee!

Logistics: Feel free to suggest a bar in walking distance for post-event. Also, can you park away from the store? Something about the closest four spots being reserved (but unmarked) for loading/unloading.