is there even enough room in ur heart for fassboner with the cevans sitch
fassboner and i have a v comfortable lowkey stan/stanee relationship at this point, like ina garten’s marriage—he goes to the city all week while i make bruschetta from the garden (with GOOD olive oil!) for cevans
and his penis and then fassboner comes back periodically like, hey i made this movie Frank it’s rly fuckin weird but you’ll like it and we laugh and drink pinot grigio and it’s like no time passed at all! i’ve seen his dick swinging in the wind we can never be anything less than what we are!