stalkingtheweb

Aji!

I commission thee to draw us as a Dungeons and Dragons adventuring party in the style of the Order of the Stick! In the drawing, we shall be fighting off miscellaneous opponents as you see fit.

The race and class of those in our party shall be as follows:

Isa:  Human (with Feline ancestry) Bard.

Deanne: Halfling Ninja.

Kevin: Dwarf Druid. (Dwarf is for irony hahaha)

Joby: Elvish Fighter.

Addie: Human Rogue.

Me: Half-Dragon Cleric.

You: Succubus .

Aside from your obvious chaotic evilness, the alignment of the rest of our party shall be determined at a later date.

Good Luck and may my Gods bless you!

Yesterday, while we're watching Princess Mononoke...
  • Kevin:Those tree spirits are creepy...
  • Me:WHAT BUT THEY'RE YOUR FAMILY WHEN YOU'RE DEMOTED
  • Kevin:WHICH IS WHY I EVOLVED
  • Kevin:I LEFT THAT LIFE BEHIND ME
  • //The Great Forest Spirit Appears//
  • Kevin:THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST
  • Kevin:IT'S
  • Kevin:FACE WTF
  • Me:THAT'S YOUR MOTHER GDI
  • Kevin:MORE REASONS WHY I LEFT

So I was doing my assignment. 

I’ve been doing it for hours. 

I was prepared to kill this son of a bitch. 

And then Kevin was like…

“The signs are all wrong.”

So I changed the signs.

I GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER 

KEVIN

  • It’s my birthday today!
  • And my friends decided to give me a volume of Sherlock Holmes novels. (THANK YOU SO MUCH BTW.)
  • And we ate in Choc Kiss. (I’m so sorry I’m not rich enough to treat you there. orz;;)
  • They also tried to embarrass me in anyway possible. (Okay not really. I'm exaggerating.)
  • On another note, I got bitten by a cat earlier. (It only a very small wound though.)
  • Now I’m paranoid. 
  • DoIhaverabiesornotahhhhhh
  • I’m feeling a bit spazzy. 
  • Is this a symptom?
  • Or is it because I’m on my period?

Reincanyoucheckonthatcat?Tellmeifitdiesorsomething??Thanks.

I texted everyone about the incident and Kevin replied.
  • Me:So my rubik's tetrahedron exploded into a million pieces. Wahahahahah.
  • Kevin:Aww. haha. What happened, you drop it or something?
  • Me:Yes then a truck ran over it. There was an actual pop of explosion and pieces flying everywhere.
  • Kevin:A truck ._. Wow. Was the explosion awesome at least?
  • Me:Yes, yes it was.
  • Kevin:Good, good. It did not die in vain.
  • Me:Yes. Now that road is a hazard to all cars because of sharp pieces muwahahah
  • Kevin:Nicely done. Avenge your fallen comrade by slashing their tires.
Come on guys at least pretend to agree.

sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort replied to your post: The best thing about rl friends on tumblr?

tbh i hear it in your fictional voice. the voice i made up before we met in rl, which kind of higher than your normal voice. sorry. kind of hard to erase. hahaha.

VAFFANCULO WAHAHAHAHAHA.

I mean I had this fictional voice for you too, which is a little lot lower than your real one. I HAVE NOW FORGOTTEN IT SO HOW DARE YOU.

 stalkingtheweb replied to your postThe best thing about rl friends on tumblr?

I hear this is the in the voice you use to “imitate” mine.

I hear your posts in the voice I use to imitate you too.
When I woke up I found replies!
  • Aji:Sobs u wr my frnd. Am i a different entity to friend why am I not an element of the set friend.
  • Val:(whom I also texted but declined to post here) You weirdo, I woke at like 3 and thought you were drunk
  • Isa:Unfortunately, your texts have failed to wake me up at 3 in the morning.
  • Kevin:Oh how happy I am that I put my phone on silent after your first text. I wake up to find ten new text all from you. Congratz.
  • Aji:Ur alien8ing me
  • Kevin:Right... Well a good morning to you then.
  • Deanne:I was fortunate to have left my phone in the living room...

sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort replied to your post: Friends’ Tags Appreciation Post

I accidentally demoted you to a “person”. Apologies.

waaahahahahahahavaffanculoIlovethiswordwaahahahahah

 stalkingtheweb replied to your postFriends’ Tags Appreciation Post

This makes me sound so…robotic. Just tagging what needs to be tagged -_-

and this is why you are always the punchline, kevin.
Ice cream flavors are serious business.

stalkingtheweb replied to your post: That Awesome Moment when you and your friends have a more passionate debate on ice cream flavors than religion (or lack of it).

Ice cream flavors are serious business.

 cookie-stealer replied to your postThat Awesome Moment when you and your friends have a more passionate debate on ice cream flavors than religion (or lack of it).

Ice cream flavours are serious business.

Preach brothers and sisters! (except perhaps you, kevin. Thou sayeth blasphemy!)