st. patrick's day

if you didn’t wear green today they say there are mischievous leprechauns sneaking around setting pranks and making your life difficult. well it’s almost march 18th, so here’s to you dodging those pesky leprechauns if they haven’t caught up to you yet. we believe in you, because you are real. unlike them. but if somehow they are and they’ve turned your home into some mouse-trap style obstacle course, you can come to denny’s where we’ll protect you, and never pinch you. unless you want to be pinched? but maybe not then either, probably just give you some pancakes or something. 

Is the media gonna talk about these white dudes brawling in the street or not?

I told y’all I don’t even entertain the notion of St. Patrick’s Day.

A violent St. Patrick’s day brawl among white adult men in the middle of Manhattan — which was caught on video — has resulted in no arrests, and only one news report of the incident.

That’s compared to the reams of articles and the five arrests resulting from a video last week of a fight among a group of black teenage girls in a Brooklyn McDonald’s.


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